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    Why do classics professors love baseball?


    Why did the entomologist want to bring dairy products on the plane?



    Why did Jim open up a bar near an interdenominational theology school?



    What is Satan's favorite section in the orchestra?

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    You’re a funny guy, Vulcan. That’s why I’m going to kill you last.
    Steve heard the "mrrroooooooow" just in time to look up and see an orange ball of fur whizzing by his head. Suddenly there were flying furballs coming from all directions. The formerly placid suburb was now populated by loud "mrowws" and "mews" ascending and descending in pitch, not unlike a speeding police car's siren heard via the doppler effect. The cats were legless yet hovered by some phantom force, zipping around with their bushy tails flapping behind them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by asynartetic View Post
    You’re a funny guy, Vulcan. That’s why I’m going to kill you last.
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    Steve heard the "mrrroooooooow" just in time to look up and see an orange ball of fur whizzing by his head. Suddenly there were flying furballs coming from all directions. The formerly placid suburb was now populated by loud "mrowws" and "mews" ascending and descending in pitch, not unlike a speeding police car's siren heard via the doppler effect. The cats were legless yet hovered by some phantom force, zipping around with their bushy tails flapping behind them.

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    More movies need to open with fight sequences between crappy-looking CG scorpions.



    The fact that this never become a trend is proof of the lack of vision in Hollywood.
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