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Kierva

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‎/cast Arcane Blast
/cast Slow
/cast Presence of Mind
/cast Arcane Blast
/cast Arcane Missiles
/cast Blink
/cast Arcane Barrage

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profit.
 

entropie

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Hahahahahahahahaha, nice :D

I dont believe a word, everybody knows that hunters can feign death and hunters cant taunt :D
 

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How that story should've gone: "World of Warcraft distoring the line between reality and fiction within our children?"

"A little girl died earlier this week after being trampled to death at the hands of a large moose, all while her brother, a local menace and avid World of Warcraft fan, tried to mimic moves used in the game but to no avail. A local surveillance camera just so happened to pick up footage of this gruesome event. Keep in mind, this footage is graphic."

Brother talking to sister: "Hey, tank this mob for me while I try to use tame pet on it"
Sister: "What? Are you crazy? What are you do--"
*Pushes her directly into the moose, which in response charges her and knocks her to the ground*
Brother: "Christ, you're squishy. Are you not prot specced? Are you in DPS gear or something!??!"
*At this point the girl lies underneath the moose which is now trampling her repeatedly and bashing her with its antlers*
Brother: "You're really bad. Fuck it, just die and I'll battle res you."
Brother: "Gah, lol, no reagents."
Brother: "Whatever, it's a wipe."
Brother: "Can't even kill a non-elite moose, this group sucks."

Brother has left the party.
 

entropie

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How that story should've gone: "World of Warcraft distoring the line between reality and fiction within our children?"

"A little girl died earlier this week after being trampled to death at the hands of a large moose, all while her brother, a local menace and avid World of Warcraft fan, tried to mimic moves used in the game but to no avail. A local surveillance camera just so happened to pick up footage of this gruesome event. Keep in mind, this footage is graphic."

Brother talking to sister: "Hey, tank this mob for me while I try to use tame pet on it"
Sister: "What? Are you crazy? What are you do--"
*Pushes her directly into the moose, which in response charges her and knocks her to the ground*
Brother: "Christ, you're squishy. Are you not prot specced? Are you in DPS gear or something!??!"
*At this point the girl lies underneath the moose which is now trampling her repeatedly and bashing her with its antlers*
Brother: "You're really bad. Fuck it, just die and I'll battle res you."
Brother: "Gah, lol, no reagents."
Brother: "Whatever, it's a wipe."
Brother: "Can't even kill a non-elite moose, this group sucks."

Brother has left the party.

Hahaha :D

I even have a shorter version:

"A little girl and boy died earlier this week. No obvious signs of a crime were found on the bodies, police completly clueless."

The story:
Brother talking to sister: "Hey, tank this mob for me while I try to use tame pet on it"
*horde undead rogue decloaks from behind*

Ende :D
 

Stigmata

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Hahaha :D

I even have a shorter version:

"A little girl and boy died earlier this week. No obvious signs of a crime were found on the bodies, police completly clueless."

The story:
Brother talking to sister: "Hey, tank this mob for me while I try to use tame pet on it"
*horde undead rogue decloaks from behind*

Ende :D

Haha, nice. To add a little more to that:

Brother talking to sister: "You were flagged!??! WOOOOOOOOOOOW"
*horde undead rogue unstealth and ambushes sister*
Brother: "Screw this!"
*Brother bubble hearths*
 

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:D

I yesterday had a nice thing: I was flieing around hellfire peninsula, farming ore since my tradeskills suck. Then I flew past the 3 spots you can conquer as horde or ally and I saw two female ally magicians hovering over the third spot and seemingly they had already taken the other two. I stopped for a second and wanted to continue farming, when they suddenly started spitting on me. They both were pvp flagged and I later thought to myself, they maybe felt distorted because they were doing the quest in which you have to conquer the three spots. In that present moment tho, I wasnt thinking of that and got pissed because I was just nicely passing by and they start spitting on me :D.

So I approached them, but they didnt move, only the spitting continued. So I placed myself a bit above them and saw them hovering over a turrent of the building below. Since rogues have decresed fall damage I got a spontaneous idea. I unmounted and immediantly cloaked. Then, while dropping like a stone when I reached an equal horizontal line like on of the magicians, I used shadowstep and was teleported in the back of one of them and then used ambush hahaha.

Oh that was so funny, I dropped to the ground lost half of my health and the magician lost 2/3 of his health thru ambush and then dropped dead on the ground. The other magician started to run like hell, didnt even had the time to spit on me once more :D.
 
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