How would you name your band if you had one?

[Miaumi]

I really like the names "Fruit Vampires" and "The Uggos",if i were to have a band it would have one of those 2 names,and if you do have a band or if you used to have one?what is or was its name?

 

[Yama]

I would absolutely name my band Insufferable Fuckboys

 

[Julius_Van_Der_Beak]

The Smoonies.

A smoonie is a creature that more or less resembles a cross between the grey creatures in the mural below, and the ghosts from Pac-Man.

 

[Siúil a Rúin]

Gotta credit Mulder on these. He's great at inadvertently naming bands...

Flukeman

Exsanguination

 

[Atomic Fiend]

The Endangered Assholes.

 

[Typh0n]

In high school I told this musician buddy of mine I wanted to start a punk band called the flaming pieces of shit. He thought it was hilarious.

Seriously though, it would depend on who's in the band, supposing I am not the only continous member.

 

[Qlip]

I formed a band once, we never played anything. We were Diamond and Starfunkle

 

[ceecee]

I know I would lean towards the worst names possible like..

Oversized Mosquito Bites
We Understand That You're not Entirely Into Us
Taco Latte (actually an NFL player should grab this)
Duncan and The Donuts
My Eyes are Cobras
Nipple Bonaparte

but I also think it would matter who is in the band with me.

 

[Peter Deadpan]

Spazzy Junk, with their debut album Jazzy Spunk.

 

[Population: 1]

Vomitorium Emporium with the #1 hit Projectile Bile off the album Requiem Ad Nauseam

 

[á´…eparted]

Temple Call

 

[Forever]

Depends on the genre..

but Nothing Special would be one


Dude check out this rad new band.

Oh what?

Nothing Special.

Um.. ok.. so.. are you going to tell me or what?

Yeah they're Nothing Special!

... I'm done playing these games.

LISTEN TO THIS NOTHING SPECIAL BAND RIGHT NOW.



Their first album: Hot Beverages

Singles:
You know that one time...
Not Really
Like, No.

Second album: Terrific Taste

Singles:
Not This Again
Work from Another
Jams from Bed

Third Album: Wish List

Singles:
Get
Le
Work

 

[Lark]

The whispering war.

 

[lowtech redneck]

Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young.

There may be copyright issues.....

 

[wildmoon]

I've been in a couple of untitled bands so I've accumulated a list of possible band names. The ones I like the most are Set to Sneaky and Birthdays on Neptune.

 

[biohazard]

The Fat Ass Kittens
Polly Don't Want A Cracker
Pluto Rejected
The Nut Jobs
Crystal Army Glitter Bombs
No Ketchup Please
The Greasy Fingers

I could do this for hours....

 

[Douglas MacNeill]

McGroove and the Beats, or is that name taken?

 

[Peter Deadpan]

Poltergeist Canvas and the Static Screens

 

[Julius_Van_Der_Beak]

Kelly's Scars
Rimjob and the Cornflakes
Ivanka's Penile Warrior
Goofus v Gallant: Dawn of Etiquette
Led Zeppelin 2: Secret of the Ooze
Rufus Kidnapped my Spirit Animal
We're Going to Need a Bigger Gravy Boat
Droopy McCool's Revenge
Ted and Those Damn Millennials
Chad and the Smoochers
Plainview and the Milkshakes
Debbie and the Donuts
FUNKATRON 2000
Danny in Caucusland
Untitled Sonic Sequel
Bezoar and the Smoonies
The Rockafire Explosion Was an Inside Job
Lambchop and the Sheeple
Ponzi and the Pinions
Cleveland Steamship Company
Edgy Band Name
Clownbot Invasion
Cooter and the Hobo Ninja Warriors
David and the Lawn Gnomes
Piggy Cometdirt and the Scorpions from Venus
David Bowie's Lawsuit from Beyond the Grave
The Steve Johnson Experience
Alex Jones and the Half-wits
The Diesel Easels
Falkor and the Nothings
Jenny and the Bets
Rabbits on the Moon
Larry David and the Hipsters
Julius_Van_Der_Beak and the Idea Thieves

 

[Polaris]

The Ear Drummers
The Bach Flock
The Noise of Music
Retirement Home Musical
The Skeletones