The Ariana Grande is a misunderstood genius thread.

[Blackout]

I wanted to make this thread to clarify and bring awareness to the fact that Ariana Grande is a genius.

Yes, like many of the greatest minds before her, such as Van Gogh, Kurt Cobain and Kayne West, Ariana too is genius and thus to the most uncivilized or unschooled in the medium of creative thought and insight her gifts are but under appreciated.

Ariana Grande:

Genius.

I have but to wonder if the subtle artistry is really fully picked up on fully realized and brought to life.

 

[1487610420]

shitty thread, not enough passion.

 

[Jaguar]

Greatest minds. Kanye West? As for AG, she sings like a squealing pig. They should hire her for a Geico commercial.

 

[HongDou]

in terms of artisty, all she does is really parrot R&B vocalists of the 90s (most notably whitney and mariah) and hope that people have forgotten their impact in music and pass it off as originality

however in terms of musical content, she's got some cute songs when she's not trying to be an R&B songstress. she should stick to making cute pop songs for the gays because that's what she excels at. be alright and into you are true bops

i am sick of her fans taking in her entry level feminism and blowing her up to be the biggest liberal icon of the century though

 

[Blackout]

Greatest minds. Kanye West? As for AG, she sings like a squealing pig. They should hire her for a Geico commercial.

Not true at all


Why does everyone hate Ariana? obviously genius is heavily misunderstood and hated by those who can not understand.

Greatest minds. Kanye West? As for AG, she sings like a squealing pig. They should hire her for a Geico commercial.

Yes, Kayne West is obviously a genius and his attempts at mocking and poking fun at modern mainstream contemporary culture often goes over most heads. He very clearly impersonates and attempts to provoke reactions at his coy portrays of a very shallow and materialistic man who has found himself immersed and stranded in this contemptible age which lacks true substance or genuine soul and authenticity.

 

[1487610420]

cuz she don't put out...

...good muzak

 

[Smilephantomhive]

Can you maybe be more specific??

 

[Blackout]

Can you maybe be more specific??

What is not specific?

 

[Forever_Jung]

What is not specific?

You're not really explaining why she is a genius, you are just insisting she is. Honestly, if you're going make spoof threads, you should at least go whole hog and delve into some deep analysis.

It's not enough to simply nod at the subject of the parody, true satirists must commit to their conceit! If you are going to be unkind, at least be devilishly clever about it, my dear boy!

 

[Pionart]

The fact that Ariana's genius is even up for question is half of what is wrong with the world today.

Like, seriously WHAT THE FUCK IT IS FUCKING ARIANA GRANDE?

"Forever Jung", let's see you muster even 1% of the talent that Ariana Grande has, you SFYFY. It is ARIANA FUCKING GRANDE.

Do people not understand what the fuck genius even fucking is?

Do you think you could just take some purely random person off of the streets and turn them into an Ariana Grande just because you feel like it and idk maybe they're cute or something FUCK NO YOU FUCKING IMBECILES. HOLY FUCK.

IT IS ARIANA GRANDE.

THE TROLL OF THIS THREAD IS NOT IN SAYING THAT ARIANA GRANDE IS A GENIUS

THE TROLL IS THE FACT THAT YOU MOTHERFUCKING THICKHEADED DIMWITTED STUPID FUCKS THINK THAT SHE ISN'T.

Holy fuck...

edit: pardon the random intrusion, it's just that I was supposed to have 1,000 posts and when I checked back I only had 999 posts and HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO BE THOUSANDTH POST WHAT THE FUCK, WHO DO I FUCKING HAVE TO KILL IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING JOINT HOLY FUCK so yeah just had to make another post cheers, l8r

 

[Blackout]

I am not a troll.

 

[Blackout]

I just want to take the time and remind everyone how genius she is.
Genius

Just genius.

 

[Bush]

I honestly have no idea who the hell Ariana Grande is

Does a lack of understanding count as a misunderstanding?

 

[Jaguar]

I honestly have no idea who the hell Ariana Grande is

It's served at Starbucks.

 

[Smilephantomhive]

What is not specific?

Basically what forever_Jung said. You aren't giving any reasons for why you think she's a genius.

 

[Jaguar]

THE TROLL IS THE FACT THAT YOU MOTHERFUCKING THICKHEADED DIMWITTED STUPID FUCKS THINK THAT SHE ISN'T.

Holy fuck...

Scooby dooby doo.

 

[Julius_Van_Der_Beak]

So what, he has a little bit of a crush? Let him bask in the deified air of his anima projection for a while.

 

[Doctor Cringelord]

Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand.

 

[Meowbot]

 

[Blackout]

Ariana Grande is a genius:

Hobbies and interests: Music, watching movies, swimming

Favorite color: pastel colors, periwinkle blue, marshmallow white and pale pink

favorite fruit: strawberry

favorite cereal: cocoa puffs

favorite book: Harry potter series

favorite perfume: Pink sugar

favorite musicians: Michael Jackson, Mariah Carrey, Madonna, Imogen Heap, Gloria Estefan, Whitney Houston

Favorite movie: Funny face, Jaws, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter series, American beauty

favorite animals: whales, penguins, dolphins