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Bond. James Bond.

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PS. It's possible to delete your double posts. Just hit edit and then delete.

Oh is that what he was saying...I thought he was getting double-penetrated...then I wondered how a man can get double-penetrated. I suppose one area with two things might count...might. Does the mouth count?

Back on topic: Live and Let die was a bizarre film with an ok song. Fucking shark pellet my arse!
 

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Oh is that what he was saying...I thought he was getting double-penetrated...then I wondered how a man can get double-penetrated. I suppose one area with two things might count...might. Does the mouth count?
You're asking me like I'm the expert in this scenario? :huh:

Fucking shark pellet my arse!

Is the missing punctuation intentional?

*searches for Freud emoticon*
 

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This was a beautiful title sequence. Definitely a runner-up to my favorite title sequence. I love the colors in this one. And the song is one of the best.

 

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Just got back from the midnight IMAX showing of Skyfall.
Believe the hype. It really is that good.

This is the only Bond movie supercharged by Ni.
 

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Just got back from the midnight IMAX showing of Skyfall.
Believe the hype. It really is that good.

This is the only Bond movie supercharged by Ni.

Hopefully, in the next one, Craig's Bond goes after a dude trying to take over the world and gets to actually go to bed with the girl right before the credits roll.

Also, I want more evil Bond girls -- like in the Brosnan movies -- not just clueless girls that met the wrong guy. And more catfights between the good Bond girl and the bad Bond girl.

I'm seeing it tomorrow. Let me ask you, are there any other gadgets besides the palm-reading gun?
 

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Hopefully, in the next one, Craig's Bond goes after a dude trying to take over the world and gets to actually go to bed with the girl right before the credits roll.

Also, I want more evil Bond girls -- like in the Brosnan movies -- not just clueless girls that met the wrong guy. And more catfights between the good Bond girl and the bad Bond girl.

I'm seeing it tomorrow. Let me ask you, are there any other gadgets besides the palm-reading gun?

Sort of. And if it is the classic Bond that you want, you're going to lose it.
By the end, the series has come full circle.

I will say no more.
 

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I saw Skyfall last night and hated it. It was such a disappointment because I really do like James Bond films.



Favorite movie: Casino Royale
Runner-up: Dr. No

Favorite Bond: Sean Connery
Favorite Bond Girl: Eva Green
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Favorite theme song: Cris Cornell - You Know My Name
Runner-up: Goldfinger

Favorite opening title sequence: Casino Royale

Favorite set piece: Opening scene Goldeneye

Favorite Bond Baddie: Goldfinger
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Favorite henchman: Jaws
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Favorite Q gadget: Aston Martin DB5 from Goldfinger
Favorite Bond Vehicle: Aston Martin DB5 from Goldfinger
 

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Oh and I like this scene at the base of Dunn's River Falls.

 
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Favorite movie: GoldenEye
Runner-up: From Russia With Love

Favorite Bond: Hard question - I liked Timothy Dalton - He seems serious
Least favourite bond - Roger Moore - He made Bond the British version of Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau
Favorite Bond Girl: Unfair question

Favorite theme song: Diamonds are forever
Runner-up: Every theme song in which Pierce Brosnan acted. The reason for this could be because he was the Bond I grew up watching and wanting to be. Therefore those songs will be forever in my heart / mind. *Sentimental*

Favorite opening title sequence: Casino Royale
Favorite set piece: Later

Favorite Bond Baddie: 006 - Goldeneye
Favorite henchman: Later

Favorite Q gadget: Later
Least favourite Q gadget - The stupid invisible car
Favorite Bond Vehicle: All vintage Aston Martins - Can't remember to specify

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Favorite Bond Girl Name: Later

Favorite Pun (by Bond): No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die! - classic

Best death match - Moonraker Parachute scene - horrible movie though. It's unrealistic only because Bond is not wearing eye-wear. I have done Skydiving and mind you, you can't jump from 13,000 feet without protecting your eyes. The velocity is so high you can't even close your mouth. It would turn you eye lids inside-out if you are not wearing those.

Lamest Villain Death (henchman): Later
Best Use of the "Bond, James Bond" Line: Every movie

Best Physical Deformity/Abnormality in a Bond Villain: Renard in The World is Not Enough (bullet in the head causes him not to feel pain) - same

Weirdest Bond Movie: Live and Let Die - same
Best Title for a Bond Movie: Licence To Kill

Favorite set piece: Opening scene Goldeneye

How did I ever forget that one. Yes probably the best. Thanks for sharing.

It's funny that the person who has uploaded the video is implying that how 'what James Bond did' isn't possible according to physics at all but all the while I was ignoring it and thinking how realistic it was because it's just too breathtaking to be unrealistic. And besides it's James Bond doing it.
 
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When you refer to "Later," do you mean

- Dumei Nowan Later
- Aildu Ya Later
- Ailbein Mairum Later
- Kismenow Bangme Later

or some other Bond Girl with the name Later who I do not recall?
 

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One of the directors of a James Bond movie was a guy named Roger Spottiswoode.

Will the filmmakers ever reference that name if they ever have a Bond Girl with a penis?
 

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One of the directors of a James Bond movie was a guy named Roger Spottiswoode.

Will the filmmakers ever reference that name if they ever have a Bond Girl with a penis?

I figure the name "Roger" would give it away before they even get to the last name.
 

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Why was Dalton the worst?

...I guess I'm harkening back to the original books.

Don't know. Just didn't like him as much. I actually thought Roger Moore was fine.

I never read the books.
 

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Worst James Bond.

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I disagree...that award goes to George Lazenby. Had he have been given wiggle room to cater the character to his own (rather than play a facsimile of Connery's version) he would have been passable. And he was completely without acting experience. Weak sauce.

As is: He is the worst James Bond in the best James Bond movie. Go figure.

(BTW: I like your list)
 

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I disagree...that award goes to George Lazenby. Had he have been given wiggle room to cater the character to his own (rather than play a facsimile of Connery's version) he would have been passable. And he was completely without acting experience. Weak sauce.

Well, not totally -- wasn't he in some clothing advertisement or something?
 
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