You're on an island. With a television.

[Xander]

You mean that not one of you would want the series of some person explaining how to survive? Myopic or what!

Anyhew to fit in with the "in" crowd...
Buffy (that should fill up a year or so)
The X Files (it may even finally make sense)
Space: Above and Beyond (I think I missed some and it's been ages)

I would have put Due South but I think I've seen them all now.

[disregard]

You mean that not one of you would want the series of some person explaining how to survive?

we're homo sapiens

it comes naturally

[Ivy]

The FDA doesn't allow them to market it.

What do you care for marketing, if you can get it on the shelves? My dermatologist told me anything over 30 was ineffective and a false sense of security anyway.

[Xander]

we're homo sapiens

it comes naturally

We have to be the best species at both survival and ensuring we don't survive. We build houses and nations to be safe. We then build the means to flatten them all with nuclear missiles etc.

Do you really wish to try the theory or would you rather have some sage advice to guide you?

[Ivy]

Not male? Not NT? Don't like sophomoric british humour? Not into sci-fi or parodies thereof?

I'm not male or NT, but I love sophomoric British humo(u)r (The Young Ones! Love it). Sci-fi, maybe I just like it because I married an NT who's way into it. No, now that I think of it, I was reading it as a teen before I met him. And good parody is always fun.

[disregard]

We have to be the best species at both survival and ensuring we don't survive. We build houses and nations to be safe. We then build the means to flatten them all with nuclear missiles etc.

Do you really wish to try the theory or would you rather have some sage advice to guide you?

all sages are homo sapiens

id be ok

[Xander]

all sages are homo sapiens

True but how many couch potatoes who care about TV shows know anything about survival?

It would be wise to speak to a survival expert to learn about survival and remember the little lessons about don't eat THAT mushroom etc etc.

[disregard]

Id eat couch potatoes for breakfast

[Geoff]

I'm not male or NT, but I love sophomoric British humo(u)r (The Young Ones! Love it). Sci-fi, maybe I just like it because I married an NT who's way into it. No, now that I think of it, I was reading it as a teen before I met him. And good parody is always fun.

If you liked the Young Ones, have you seen Bottom? (the series, not your actual backside).

-Geoff

[Ivy]

If you liked the Young Ones, have you seen Bottom? (the series, not your actual backside).

-Geoff

Never heard of it. I'll look for it on your recommendation, though.