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MBTI Raps (or Poems)

meanlittlechimp

New member
Joined
Apr 29, 2007
Messages
338
MBTI Type
ENTP
I invite one and all to drop some rhymes. Posted this originally at INTJ forum, but they weren't really feeling it. Maybe y'all might holla something back. Should have known INTJs wouldn't be down for it.


Ode to an INTJ

My name is Chimp
Chigga Primate for life
kicking rhymes to the INT
Js tryin to start some strife
Ya think ya know subtlety
but can't handle this mic

if ya don't know by now
readin Atlas Shrugged
won't show ya how

Ya think ya the shit
with buck-eighty IQs
but I got somethin for ya
and your silly ass ruse

everything with ya Js, gotta be win or lose
take a pill, a chill and some strong ass booze

everything with ya Js, gotta be win or lose
take a pill, a chill and some strong ass booze

or I'll have ta drop yo silly ass
like Hitler gassed Jooze

I know ya think
I'm just an arrogant prick
Don't be jealous,
or cry
cause my lyrics made ya trip

an IRA mick
or a Harlem trick
A terrorist ho, with bombs for tits
you're all fucking monkeys
trying ta ride this chimp dick

Fuck you and your grades
and the perfect A-Ten-dance
what's the point of showing up
if ya can't, even see this

Fuck you and your grades
and the perfect A-Ten-dance
what's the point of showing up
if ya can't, even see this
 
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Economica

Dhampyr
Joined
Apr 23, 2007
Messages
2,054
MBTI Type
INTJ
if ya don't know by now
readin Atlas Shrugged
won't show ya how

Ya think ya the shit
with buck-eighty IQs
but I got somethin for ya
and your silly ass ruse

everything with ya Js, gotta be win or lose
take a pill, a chill and some strong ass booze

:hi: This one's appreciative! :laugh:

Edit: Wait, you seriously expected us to reply with our own? :unsure: :rofl1: ;)
 

meanlittlechimp

New member
Joined
Apr 29, 2007
Messages
338
MBTI Type
ENTP
Going to post some old stuff from INTPc, in the spirit of getting others to start dropping their own joints here. I would recommend, picking a song so the audience can picture the cadence and beat.

Ode to an INTP (Big L's "Ebonics")

I got more jism than
fake philosophers got ism
some people call me spacey
But I'm more like a Gracie
breaking bones and snappin necks
ya just got pwned, and now im cashing checks

Ya mind got blown, Your lips got sewn,
Ya face got wrecked, yeah biiaatttch, Ya just got playa fuckin owned

Ya mind got blown, Your lips got sewn,
Ya face got wrecked, yeah biiaatttch, Ya just got playa fuckin owned


I'm the ill chimp gangsta, that ya been hearin bout
Got the strength of six men, and gold front fangs to take ya out.

I'm the ill chimp gangsta, that ya been hearin bout
Got the strength of six men, and gold front fangs to take ya out.

sneaking up in your home,
blowing holes in your dome,
that means brainpan, for the slang uninitiated
your punk ass logic, just got perpetrated
urinated, and Al Q'aded, the smug look on your face,
keeps gettin hella faded, now ya just feel berated

just trying to school ya clowns, cuz we're semi-related
E or I, the shits still fly,
NTP, like an old school G
ya see me spitting loud..
but ya don't hear me...
do or die, hello or goodbye
life's not a fuckin joke, until ya take that toke
try not to choke, or start gagging, or steady wheezin,
on the knowledge im dropping, cause my lyrics make ya flip

Just don't live ya life, like a chicken shizznit,

Just don't live ya life, like a chicken shizznit,

I got more props, than jordan's got hops
headz be feelin amped
panties getting damp
like Michael Jackson let loose
in a cub scouts camp.

Ya mind got blown, Your lips got sewn,
Ya face got wrecked, yeah biiaatttch, Ya just got playa fuckin owned

Ya mind got blown, Your lips got sewn,
Ya face got wrecked, yeah biiaatttch, Ya just got playa fuckin owned
 

nightning

ish red no longer *sad*
Joined
Apr 23, 2007
Messages
3,741
MBTI Type
INfj
I aint no rapper
Just a typer
Poetry, I do
'pose give this a try too

M'name is mouse
I don't do rap
Don't get what's it about
Don't suppose I can nap?

I r INF
stands for INsane Fearless
For I don't give a F
nor care more or less

Oh the Js, the Ps
Who gives a damn?
Type me?
Oh pah-lease!
 

meanlittlechimp

New member
Joined
Apr 29, 2007
Messages
338
MBTI Type
ENTP
(insert Enya, or your favorite folk song)

A Haiku, A Tanka, or a Poem, it’s all proppa
As long as the words don’t me want to slapya

Why you idealists fraid to talk real smack?
Drop some bad words now and then,
after all..., it’s just with a pen
Not saying ya gots-ta
always attack
By why ya always gotta, be so damn nice and proper?

Gonna stop spitting it, cause my brain is on froze
Gotta get home, relax and have a drink…..
to write some real nasty prose
 

nightning

ish red no longer *sad*
Joined
Apr 23, 2007
Messages
3,741
MBTI Type
INfj
No fear of smacks,
Don't got no smarts

Bad words got no flow ya see
Perhaps for chimp brain,
Not for mouse's it aint

Got no rhyming
Poetry, prose... much simpler
rapping is translating
No no, I'm not transiting.
 

meanlittlechimp

New member
Joined
Apr 29, 2007
Messages
338
MBTI Type
ENTP
No fear of smacks,
Don't got no smarts

Bad words got no flow ya see
Perhaps for chimp brain,
Not for mouse's it aint

I r INF
stands for INsane Fearless
For I don't give a F
nor care more or less

I just wanted an INFJ to say fuck real loud.
I've never got one to say it person (loud in front of other people that is)
And I can't even get one to type it in a forum.

Can anyone point me to a post where a verified INFJ said FUCK and spelled it out on this forum? (Not F..., or F#$%)
postdated BEFORE this post, don't all of you fuckers starting saying FUCK to prove a point.
 

nightning

ish red no longer *sad*
Joined
Apr 23, 2007
Messages
3,741
MBTI Type
INfj
I just wanted an INFJ to say fuck real loud.
I've never got one to say it person (loud in front of other people that is)
And I can't even get one to type it in a forum.

Can anyone point me to a post where a verified INFJ said FUCK and spelled it out on this forum? (Not F..., or F#$%)
postdated BEFORE this post, don't all of you fuckers starting saying FUCK to prove a point.

Easy enough to oblige you... although it's over at INTPc... that's close enough right? And it's probably not used in the context you're looking for.

INTP Central - View Single Post - I am a failure and a fuck up

Is your new avatar actually a mouse? It looks more like a midget chinchilla.
You're right, it's a chinchilla not a mouse. Good eye. :yes: Just an allusion to a computer mouse. ;)
 
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