Movies that made you vomit

[Phantonym]

oooh- I just saw (and really hated) Funny People!

It was NOT funny, it seemed not to really have a unifying plot and it was WAY too long

TOTALLY misnamed!

I quite liked it. Sure, it's a bit long-winded dramedy with some decent actors who don't have much material to play with. And I am glad I didn't have to watch it in a movie theatre.

 

[MacGuffin]

A curious perspective from someone representing a movie that would have been completely unremarkable and ignored were it not for the genders of the characters and the goodwill that this fact garnered in the entertainment community.

Personally, I really liked Crash.

No way, Ang Lee directed. It was beautiful to watch.

And you can't ignore the homosexuality, that's what drove the friction of the entire movie. That's like saying Guess Who's Coming to Dinner would be completely unremarkable if Sidney Poitier were white. Well yeah, there wouldn't be much of a movie.

 

[EffEmDoubleyou]

No way, Ang Lee directed. It was beautiful to watch.

And you can't ignore the homosexuality, that's what drove the friction of the entire movie. That's like saying Guess Who's Coming to Dinner would be completely unremarkable if Sidney Poitier were white. Well yeah, there wouldn't be much of a movie.

You may have a point in the comparison to "Guess Who's Coming To Dinner". But I remain convinced that a large portion of the movie's acclaim was politically rather than artistically motivated. You only need look at the last ten years' worth of Best Documentary winners to know that this happens.

 

[Roach]

Apart from the obvious titles I thought Funny Games U.S. was pretty damn bad.
Just because I didn't like a movie doesn't necessarily mean I would give it a really low rating but with FGUS I couldn't find any reason at all to rate it higher than 1* (scale 0.5* to 5*)

 

[Orangey]

I detested that movie with Diane Keaton and Jack Nicholson.

Oh my God, that one with Keanu Reeves? What the hell was it called? I just googled their names...it's Something's Gotta Give. Seriously, that's one of the most terrible films I've seen in my entire life. And I've seen Plan 9 from Outer Space. And A Good Year. And Domino.

 

[Tallulah]

Oh my God, that one with Keanu Reeves? What the hell was it called? I just googled their names...it's Something's Gotta Give. Seriously, that's one of the most terrible films I've seen in my entire life. And I've seen Plan 9 from Outer Space. And A Good Year. And Domino.

*smooches* Oh, Orangey! We must watch tv and movies together always. I cannot for the life of me figure out why anyone liked that movie. And it was a pretty big hit, as I recall.

(Though you have to see Plan 9 with the Rifftrax if possible.)

 

[Queen Kat]

My mother loved Something's gotta give! Especially because "it proves that older women can be beautiful too!" (WTF?! My mother isn't 60 yet!). She watched it about 3 times. I never really knew what she liked about it so much. The characters didn't really feel like real people to me. I couldn't relate to any of them!

 

[StrappingYoungLad]

Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, Mr. Creosote scene.

 

[Llewellyn]

I had one in which a character vomiting (from taking drugs) made me faint (as I made my way out of the room, didn't get far). I don't remember which movie, the scene was in a car.

 

[Queen Kat]

Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, Mr. Creosote scene.

You don't like THIS SCENE?! I think it's funny.

[YOUTUBE="BlK62rjQWLk"]Mr. Creosote[/YOUTUBE]

 

[MacGuffin]

You may have a point in the comparison to "Guess Who's Coming To Dinner". But I remain convinced that a large portion of the movie's acclaim was politically rather than artistically motivated. You only need look at the last ten years' worth of Best Documentary winners to know that this happens.

I was surprised I liked it as much as I did, considering I don't find homosexual stories very appealing at all.

 

[Markasin3]

Mama Mia almost made me want to vomit

 

[KaleidoscopicAnomaly]

Mama Mia almost made me want to vomit

agreed Mama Mia was a horror when it came to musicals....

i got another one....

The Master Of Disguise.............. terrible

 

[Lark]

Another I thought was sick as hell was Eden Lake

 

[BlueSprout]

^ P.S I love you xD
aaaargh gerard butlers stereotypical irish accent *shakes fist* >:[

I would just like to clarify that IRISH PEOPLE DO NOT SOUND LIKE THAT!!!

You must feel nauseated watching a lot of American cinema and TV, then. It's funny, but no one in my (American) family can seem to tell when someone's accent is or is supposed to be Scottish or Irish (or even English sometimes) /reinforcing stereotypes. Unless, of course, they are carrying bagpipes, wearing copious amounts of green, etc. And they don't care most of the time. I'm guessing that many American audiences have similar attitudes. :rolli:

Anywho, i'd rather gauge my own eyes out than watch The Cube or Mona Lisa Smile again.
Oh and the matrix and lord of the rings *Coma* xD
I fell asleep in the cinema during LTR

I completely agree about LOTR - at least for the last installment. It was excuciating to sit through the poorly edited last 20 minutes of the film. I wanted out of the theater, too.

 

[KDude]

I walked out of Anchorman the first time I saw it.. Completely stupid!!


But I've seen it at least 40 times since and I love it.

 

[Tallulah]

Mama Mia almost made me want to vomit

I never saw it, but the previews looked atrocious. I was thinking, "Surely no one is going to want to SEE that, right?" And then when I saw that it was the feel-good-Mom-movie-of-the-year, it merely doubled my resolve not to see it.

 

[Vasilisa]

The Notebook.

It was supposed to be sooo awesome you don't even have to rent it, just buy it. Blech. I just kept waiting for it to get better. It never did.

Agree! It is so beloved by so many, but it disgusted me and made me annoyed at the same time.

 

[KDude]

Haha.. I'm a guy, but I enjoyed it. I suppose it's a chick flick? But I thought the parts with old guy were great.

 

[Vasilisa]

Haha.. I'm a guy, but I enjoyed it. I suppose it's a chick flick? But I thought the parts with old guy were great.

A guy who can appreciate a chick flick seems to be in high demand.
I'm a chick who enjoys romantic stories, but it didn't speak to me at all. I liked Shakespeare in Love and a lot of people thought that was overrated. Also it bugged, because I know someone who cared for a partner who died of Alzheimer's and its the most profound act of love I have seen but it didn't look like that movie.

Sparks is a master of romance ? Not to me.