Dirty old man crushes?

[Lexicon]

Who here has a crush on a dirty old man?

I think that dirty old man crushes are distinguished from your more run-of-the-mill old man crushes because the crushee has a certain rugged, sleazy, hobo-esque charm to them.

Here are a couple to start the list:

Tom Waits:

Nick Cave:

i second these two gentlemen, and also must add Jack Nicholson to this list, for reasons beyond my comprehension.


::edit:: actually Nick Cave kind of bears a resemblance to Ben Stiller in this photo, so I have to retract that part of my response.

 

[Annyong]

I don't generally go for old or dirty, but I admit I have a crush on Anthony Bourdain

When I first read the thread title, I thought of him!

 

[heart]

My choice wasn't a dirty old man, either. Just a lot older than me.

In my opinion, there ought to be a separate thread for guys who are just old and keep this one for the ones who are "dirty old men."

 

[iwakar]

When I first read the thread title, I thought of him!

I like that show!

 

[Tallulah]

 

[heart]

Hear, hear. I agree. This thread has gone in a different (but perhaps better) direction than I originally intended.

As for the Iggy Pop picture, I apologize about singeing everyone's eyeballs with it.

Well, there's dirty and then there's old---and then there's reptilian.

 

[Jae Rae]

Oh yes, Sam Elliott and Alan Rickman.

 

[ThatGirl]

I can't believe this thread hit this many posts with out this:

 

[shimsham]

Well, there's dirty and then there's old---and then there's reptilian.

But I think that Iggy Pop is a perfect example of what I originally intended with this thread. His skin is leathery, his hair is long and stringy, he's just plain dirty. But he holds some inexplicable appeal just the same. He's a dirty old man, but I have a crush on him just the same. Tom Waits, too: he's odd, reclusive, and dresses like a 1930s hobo, but he's hot.

Sure, most women will admit to loving the Sean Connerys and the Paul Newmans out there, but how many also like the Anthony Bourdains and the Nick Caves?

 

[shimsham]

and for the record, i'm totally crushing on patti smith

I'm glad she's getting a little lovin'. I was starting to feel bad for her.

 

[heart]

But I think that Iggy Pop is a perfect example of what I originally intended with this thread. His skin is leathery, his hair is long and stringy, he's just plain dirty. But he holds some inexplicable appeal just the same. He's a dirty old man, but I have a crush on him just the same. Tom Waits, too: he's odd, reclusive, and dresses like a 1930s hobo, but he's hot.

Sure, most women will admit to loving the Sean Connerys and the Paul Newmans out there, but how many also like the Anthony Bourdains and the Nick Caves?

Yes, I know. Your thread, an excellent idea for reducing the shame of having a crush on a dirty old man, was grossy abused and derailed into the absurd.

 

[poppy]

Sure, most women will admit to loving the Sean Connerys and the Paul Newmans out there, but how many also like the Anthony Bourdains and the Nick Caves?

The pluralization of "Anthony Bourdain" is like...my wildest fantasy.

Mmm.

 

[shimsham]

Your thread, an excellent idea for reducing the shame of having a crush on a dirty old man, was grossly abused and derailed into the absurd.

Haha, yes, how dare they?

 

[heart]

Haha, yes, how dare they?

Yeah I just don't know, but seems like you got some kind of case here.

 

[Tallulah]

But I think that Iggy Pop is a perfect example of what I originally intended with this thread. His skin is leathery, his hair is long and stringy, he's just plain dirty. But he holds some inexplicable appeal just the same. He's a dirty old man, but I have a crush on him just the same. Tom Waits, too: he's odd, reclusive, and dresses like a 1930s hobo, but he's hot.

Sure, most women will admit to loving the Sean Connerys and the Paul Newmans out there, but how many also like the Anthony Bourdains and the Nick Caves?

Yeah, I don't guess I have the dirty old man thing. I like the rugged, lived-in old dudes, though.

 

[hokie912]

Mmm, Alan Rickman and Anthony Bourdain. I wouldn't classify either of them as especially dirty, but definitely sexy.

 

[ChocolateMoose123]

Jeff Goldblum has it goin' on.

Del - Tim Curry's thighs. Ridiculous! *frames them*

Warm - Sam Elliott, the hottest cowboy ever?

Jeff Goldblum and Sam Elliot....yes!

 

[Salomé]

^^This......actually set off my gag reflex. Wtf is that


It reminds me of Mr. Burns

LOL +1


You women need to get some taste. No wonder men are so ugly if you're selecting these monstrosities from the gene pool.

 

[violet_crown]

William Jefferson Clinton. Just look at this smug bastard:

It would be like making love to a redneck Jedi.
: *waves hand* These are not the cigars/journalist/underage callgirls you are looking for.

 

[Domino]

Tallulah's right - I like the older lived-in guys, not some dirtbag from an alley (ok, Tim Roth is a little dirty...) I've let you down, Shim!

[Side note: Sam Elliot turned 65 yesterday and IS STILL HOT...WTH?!]

Ben Browder (46 and smoking hot):