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Worst band names?

Flâneuse

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...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead (So melodramatic! At the very least, was the ellipsis really necessary?)

Band names that have seemingly random numbers in them like blink-182 and Sum 41.

Butthole Surfers. Uh, no comment needed. I do love the one song of theirs I've heard though.
 

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Anything that's "Somebody and the Somethings." Marina and the Diamonds. Jay and the Americans. Diana Ross and the Supremes. Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters.

It's not that the names are particularly terrible, but they're so overdone and hackneyed.
 

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The Sex Pistols

Metallica

My Chemical Romance - so cliche it hurts

Drop Dead Gorgeous (ok well they deserve some points)

A Skylit Drive <- wth does that even mean, sounds cool but its nonsense

Barenaked Ladies... bunch of dudes, disappointing

some rappers have pretty cool names, others eh... not so much:

50 cent - idek how people were ok with two quarters.. I wonder if some kids try to buy 50 cent's album with 50 cents...



The New Pornographers.. if they're not a wildly experimental electronic band.. your name means nothing. NOTHING. WHERE'S THE MOANING?!


DJ RockStar. no. no. just no.
 
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I have more.

Dinosaur Jr. I understand they added the Jr. due to legal reasons, but it still sounds and looks odd.

Teenage Fanclub. I wouldn't want that as a name. Sounds lame.

Jay Reatard/The Reatards. Yeah.

Ween, eh. When you find out they named their band at like 13 a combo between wuss and penis, you think wha? But I guess it works for the band itself if you who they are haha. Also, one of the band members is in a side band called Moistboyz. Yeah.

That reminds me, there's actually a Canadian band from the 90s called Moist. Haha.

On band names I like -- I really like Miranda Sex Garden for some reason. Also Fugazi and Bikini Kill sound badass. Cocteau Twins, The Boo Radleys, Roxy Music, and The Velvet Underground are kind of cool too. Depeche Mode sounds awesome, but I'm sure it's been mispronounced more times than not. Oh, Bauhaus and Christian Death are rad for goth bands. Okay, I'll stop here because I'm sure I can go on and on.
 
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