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i never want to watch transformers 2

r.a

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i KNOW its going to be awful.

not even megan fox's supple lips and lab-grown bod can lure me into that piece of shit
 

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Yeah you aren't missing that. Any of its good points struggle to pierce the pall of Shia's brash irritatingness. I still haven't watched the last Indian Jones movie because of him. Indiana Jones!
 

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fucking shia lebeughueff... he looks like the older jonas brother who tried pot once, but still hasnt gotten laid.
 

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I actually don't mind Shia. I liked him in The Greatest Game Ever Played.
 

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i didnt mind eagle eye that much but theres other actors id rather see in movies
 

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But Transformers 2 is a deep, nuanced, and subtle movie.

How could anyone not enjoy it?
 

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It's all about the little explosions with Bay...

Yeah, and planting movie posters for "Bad Boys" in camera shot. :doh:



I dunno, I still want to see it. I loved them as a kid. *goes upstairs to play with Soundwave*
 

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Don't know what the fuss is about.

Transformers 1 was a good first movie. Interesting story, decent amount of action, some nostalgic moments here and there.

Transformers 2 is pure action packed, a fun but obviously jumpy storyline, that gets the 'heroes' in one problem after another. Some humor added here and there to justify the wtf moments.

All in all a pretty good sequel, couldn't expect any more than that for a sequel.
 

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At least it's not one of those pseudo-intellectual Arronofsky or Lynch films, right, Fluffy?
 

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fucking shia lebeughueff... he looks like the older jonas brother who tried pot once, but still hasnt gotten laid.

:cry: I think I love you, man.
 
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i never want to watch transformers 2.

i KNOW its going to be awful.

:rofl1: Oh you're so going to watch it. You don't know until you KNOW, you know. And you want to know, don't you? You know that.

:devil:
 

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I don't think I'll watch it any time soon. The reviews are a fun read though...

Michael Bay Finally Made An Art Movie


Transformers: ROTF has mostly gotten pretty hideous reviews, but that's because people don't understand that this isn't a movie, in the conventional sense. It's an assault on the senses, a barrage of crazy imagery. Imagine that you went back in time to the late 1960s and found Terry Gilliam, fresh from doing his weird low-fi collage/animations for Monty Python. You proceeded to inject Gilliam with so many steroids his penis shrank to the size of a hair follicle, and you smushed a dozen tabs of LSD under his tongue. And then you gave him the GDP of a few sub-Saharan countries. Gilliam might have made a movie not unlike this one...

Michael Bay understands that summer movies are about two things: male anxiety, and pure id. That's why he casts Shia LaBoeuf, that supreme avatar of pure male inadequacy, in the lead role. LaBoeuf projects a pathetic, wall-eyed dorkhood, when he's not babbling like a tumor removed from Woody Allen's prostate that somehow achieved sentience. I imagine the DVD of ROTF will include a whole disk of outtakes where they had to stop filming because LaBoeuf was drooling on camera. As it is, the film includes several extreme closeups of LaBoeuf's dazed stare...
 

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I don't think I'll watch it any time soon. The reviews are a fun read though...

Michael Bay Finally Made An Art Movie


Transformers: ROTF has mostly gotten pretty hideous reviews, but that's because people don't understand that this isn't a movie, in the conventional sense. It's an assault on the senses, a barrage of crazy imagery. Imagine that you went back in time to the late 1960s and found Terry Gilliam, fresh from doing his weird low-fi collage/animations for Monty Python. You proceeded to inject Gilliam with so many steroids his penis shrank to the size of a hair follicle, and you smushed a dozen tabs of LSD under his tongue. And then you gave him the GDP of a few sub-Saharan countries. Gilliam might have made a movie not unlike this one...

Michael Bay understands that summer movies are about two things: male anxiety, and pure id. That's why he casts Shia LaBoeuf, that supreme avatar of pure male inadequacy, in the lead role. LaBoeuf projects a pathetic, wall-eyed dorkhood, when he's not babbling like a tumor removed from Woody Allen's prostate that somehow achieved sentience. I imagine the DVD of ROTF will include a whole disk of outtakes where they had to stop filming because LaBoeuf was drooling on camera. As it is, the film includes several extreme closeups of LaBoeuf's dazed stare...

LOL
 

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:rofl1: Oh you're so going to watch it. You don't know until you KNOW, you know. And you want to know, don't you? You know that.

:devil:

tell you what, catch me on a good day (maybe in a few years) with perhaps the right amount of thc in my system, pop the transformers 2 dvd in and we can watch it and have more fun making commentary for it than enjoying the actual movie itself.
 

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i KNOW its going to be awful.

not even megan fox's supple lips and lab-grown bod can lure me into that piece of shit

Well then just don't watch it, silly. No one's going to hold a gun to your head and make you... are they? :huh:
 

r.a

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Well then just don't watch it, silly. No one's going to hold a gun to your head and make you... are they? :huh:

no im just reacting to how many people are willing to put their senses through such a thing
 
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