Shared Haiku Game

[INA]

Dinner is at six.
The strychnine arrived at nine
in the morning. Nice.

 

[Salomé]

In the morning. Nice.
In the evening. Nicer.
Lunchtime is tricky.

 

[INA]

Lunchtime is tricky.
Don't under-rate a quicky
that gets the job done.

 

[Wyst]

apparently I didn't know how to write haiku...
the newly revised version of my previous gaff is below:

That gets the job done
but only if it's done right
So don't be stingy.

 

[INA]

So don't be stingy
puff fistfulls of fairydust
where your dreams take you

 

[Salomé]

where your dreams take you
at the end of the rainbow
a suicide bomb

 

[Wyst]

a suicide bomb
is like a suicide run
close your eyes you're done

 

[BlueScreen]

Close your eyes you´re done;
it only takes a second.
The prick won´t hurt much.

 

[Clownmaster]

The prick won't hurt much
It will feel like a bee's sting
Lethal Injection.

 

[Salomé]

Lethal injection
Slow burn electrocution
What of redemption?

 

[ajblaise]

What of redemption?
A sin cannot be erased
I just ignore it

 

[BlueScreen]

I just ignore it.
Yes, you are inanimate.
Blah, blah. Yeh, eat that!

 

[Salomé]

I just ignore it.
Ramblings of a seething brain
don't win attention.

 

[Clownmaster]

Don't win attention,
but your results may vary.
People are stupid.

 

[INA]

People are stupid.
This can amuse or enrage
so pick your poison.

 

[Salomé]

So pick your poison
Belladonna or hemlock
To open your eyes ?

 

[INA]

to open your eyes
to wan, lifeless drudgery
and yearn for sweet death

 

[Clownmaster]

And yearn for sweet death
Fucking die already; Die!
Cancer is too much

 

[INA]

Cancer is too much.
Coma, please - numb, merciful -
give me more comfort.

 

[Clownmaster]

Give me more comfort;
Your knees are stabbing my back.
You ride shotgun next!