Shared Haiku Game

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

He prefers cherry
Red juices drip from her lips
In summers' limelight

 

[Lexicon]

In summers’ limelight
Bury your feet in warm sand
But never your head

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

But never your head
On my wall, as you serve well
My loyal servant

 

[Lord Lavender]

My loyal servant
Come to your master and beg
For it will be bad

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

For it will be bad
Metal fork in the outlet
Electric boogie

 

[Lexicon]

Electric boogie
Yeah, don’t let static stop you!
(That’s before your time)

 

[The Cat]

That's before you're time
But what isnt, you fetus
sheesh these fucking kids.

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

Sheesh these fucking kids
Piercings adorning their nose
Spewing expletives

 

[Earl Grey]

Spewing expletives
Kissing people with that mouth
PLEASE DON'T DO SUCH THINGS

 

[Lexicon]

PLEASE DON’T DO SUCH THINGS
Like coughing into your hand.
Use some common sense!

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

Use some common sense!
Wipe you nose first, not your butt
Watch for flu symptoms

 

[Earl Grey]

Watch for flu symptoms
Corona and others too
Stay alive and well

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

Stay alive and well
With the elixir of life
An instant cure-all!

 

[Earl Grey]

An instant cure-all!
Love, joy, good fortune, and peace!
-if you can get them

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

If you can get them
Get them while the getting's good
Sweet pickles and wine

 

[Lexicon]

Sweet pickles and wine
Fermenting the frontal lobe
Preserve the moment

 

[The Cat]

preserve the moment
The moment everyone fears
This has been destined

 

[Luminous]

This has been destined,
But that doesn't mean it's bad.
It is what it is.

 

[The Cat]

It is what it is
As is everything else y'all
Dont get so worked up.

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

Don't get so worked up
Draw yourself a warm milk bath
Hukana tatas