Shared Haiku Game

[Anew Leaf]

I n t j ha!
Tries to make people fit rules
They don't follow. Hmph!

 

[animenagai]

They don't follow. Hmph!
I'll play doctor with myself.
Me, where's my scalpel?

 

[INA]

Me, where's my scalpel?
Slice neat beneath scapulae
to remove these wings

 

[IZthe411]

I missed this topic
So cool to write a haiku
Wished it payed better

 

[luminous beam]

To remove these wings
Will interrupt my flying
I am against it.

 

[IZthe411]

I am against it
Oh I forgot how to play
Im falling in line

 

[Elisius]

I'm falling in line
My boots fall aground again
The steps thunderous

 

[IZthe411]

the steps thunderous
a war is 'bout to go down
my head vs my heart

 

[Such Irony]

Am I F or T?
Which one is actually me?
When I can just be?

 

[INA]

my head vs my
heart - a pointless skirmish for
A gingerbread man

 

[Anew Leaf]

a gingerbread man
said, not my gum drop buttons!
as i chewed and chewed

 

[IZthe411]

As I chewed and Chewed
it became more skewed and skewed
Damn I'm screwed. I'M SCREWED!

 

[Anew Leaf]

Damn I'm screwed. I'M SCREWED!
the screw thoughtfully said as
its twists bit hard wood

 

[Engineer]

Its twists bit hard wood
And [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED]
It's so [REDACTED]

 

[Anew Leaf]

It's so [REDACTED]
as the INT-Jay runs from
the cuddly INF-Pea

 

[Engineer]

The cuddly INF-Pea
Does not know what it's messed with
Mighty is the -Jay!

 

[Anew Leaf]

The cuddly INF-Pea
Does not know what it's messed with
Mighty is the -Jay!

Mighty is the -Jay!
who fled once before Neff Pea's
bold verbal onslaught!

 

[Engineer]

Mighty is the -Jay!
who fled once before Neff Pea's
bold verbal onslaught!

Bold verbal onslaught
Is what you shall face, Neff Pea!
Beware your hubris!

 

[Anew Leaf]

Bold verbal onslaught
Is what you shall face, Neff Pea!
Beware your hubris!

Beware your hubris!
Shouted the neff pea Graham
Cracker armada.

 

[IZthe411]

Cracker armada
Blitzes and blintzes wordplay
Rollin through the hood