Shared Haiku Game

[The Cat]

Intervention time!
That's what they always say. Heh...
Never seem to stick...

 

[Lexicon]

Never seems to stick
Like bologna to a car
One prank too many

 

[1487610420]

One prank too many
before you meet your maker
flowing all the spice

 

[The Cat]

Flowing all the Spice.
The sleeper must awaken
The worms are giants

 

[Lexicon]

The worms are giants
Infesting Arrakis sands
and the Neitherworld

 

[1487610420]

and the Neitherworld
beware of the deadly loaf
no crevice is safe

 

[Lexicon]

No crevice is safe
From the powerful mower
Head for the shrink ray!

 

[Luminous]

Head for the shrink, Ray!
He'll cure your massive problems
With a little pill.

 

[1487610420]

With a little pill.
you can party all night long
or so she believed

 

[Lexicon]

Or so she believed
in the dream that life would be
so different now

 

[1487610420]

so different now
unforeseeable crossroads
yet the mind wanders

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

Yet the mind wanders
In existential dread
We're all gonna die

 

[1487610420]

We're all gonna die
few already ever live
one blink and you're gone

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

One blink and you're gone
No one loves you anymore
Time to self-pity

 

[Lexicon]

Time to self-pity
No thanks, I’ll pass— there’s only
us, there’s only this.

 

[1487610420]

us, there’s only this.
Baby it's alright, You don't
need to call it off

 

[Earl Grey]

Need to call it off?
There's no need for that, too late
You're stuck with me now

 

[The Cat]

You're stuck with me now
Be careful what you wish for.
There is no way back...

 

[1487610420]

There is no way back...
unless you use google maps
charge that battery

 

[Lexicon]

Charge that battery
A nice cognitive carwash
Plug in to slumber