Shared Haiku Game

[1487610420]

With or without you
Sleight of hand and twist of fate
Nothing left to lose

 

[Luminous]

Nothing left to lose.
Is there a point anyway?
I don't think there is.

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

I don't think there is
A point to any of this
Why am I on Earth?

 

[Earl Grey]

Why am I on earth?
I'm not supposed to be here
Please send me back home

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

Please send me back home
Camping in bed, cause I'm a
Hella introvert

 

[Lexicon]

Hella introvert
build me a house filled with cats
My fuzzy splendor

 

[1487610420]

My fuzzy splendor
chillaxing by the fireplace
with hot cocoa drinks

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

With hot cocoa drinks
Topped with fluffy marshmallows
I feel warm inside

 

[Lexicon]

I feel warm inside
The harder kitty snuggles
takes away the mad

 

[1487610420]

takes away the mad
swaying into comatose
from sweet overdose

 

[Lexicon]

From sweet overdose
Tongue covered in acid burns
No more Sour Patch Kids!

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

No more Sour Patch kids!
I want my sugar daddies
Golden brown and sweet

 

[Lexicon]

Golden brown and sweet
Crisp and warm from the iron
Oh, waffles. Someday!

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

Oh, waffles! Someday
Pillows of fluffy sweetness
Topped with liquid gold

 

[Lexicon]

Topped with liquid gold
was Viserys Targaryen
by angry in-laws

 

[Lexicon]

By angry in-laws
ran outlaws toward the sunset,
“Better dead than wed!”

 

[1487610420]

“Better dead than wed!”
I'd buy that for a dollar
put it on my tab

 

[Lexicon]

Put it on my tab.
Your money is no good here.
They’re arcade tokens!

 

[The Cat]

They're arcade tokens!
What did you think would happen?
It's a Damn Dragon!

 

[Lexicon]

It’s a damn dragon! (adjusted for syllables)
Hoarding that worthless treasure
Intervention time.