Shared Haiku Game

[Coriolis]

It's McHappy Meals!
Food of the hopeless dimwits
Heaven help us all

 

[Julius_Van_Der_Beak]

Heaven help us all
Maroon 5 endless repeat
throw tater at sound

 

[Lexicon]

Throw [MENTION=22257]Tater[/MENTION] at sound (?!)
I don't think he'd enjoy that
Torturing tubers

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

Torturing tubers
COPPA is coming for you
Rest in peace YouTube

 

[1487610420]

Rest in peace YouTube
It was good while it lasted
So many eyeballs

 

[Earl Grey]

So many eyeballs,
And hair, and some fingers, knees
🎵 And toes, knees and toes 🎵

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

And toes, knees and toes
Make perfect appetizers
For hungry witches

 

[1487610420]

For hungry witches
Can't get enough gingerbread
Bake into a pie

 

[Earl Grey]

For hungry witches
Are simply angry people
With a tiny stick

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

With a tiny stick
He never got the ladies
He wept for a mate

 

[Lexicon]

He wept for a mate
Who that blasted Great White ate.
...Who's next as the bait?

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

Who's next as the bait?
We got to get through the gate
To invade Windhelm

 

[1487610420]

To invade Windhelm
cut their supply of waffles
and bring it to me

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

And bring it to me
Served on a silver platter
Britain's finest tea

 

[Lexicon]

Britain's finest tea
can go right into the sea
get sharks addicted!

 

[1487610420]

get sharks addicted!
blood drops and electric shocks
like a skinner box

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

Like a skinner box
Loaded with juicy steamed hams
To impress Chalmers

 

[Lexicon]

To impress Chalmers
Ralph courageously said, hi
super nintendo

 

[1487610420]

super nintendo
no entiendo nada
raise hands in the air

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

Raise hands in the air
Rocking, in Time Square, don't care
My private party