Shared Haiku Game

[BlueScreen]

The mind of a clown
May it slaughter many kings
Because you can't spell...

 

[Antimony]

Because you can't spell
It's time to go to writing school
Exztermenaytor


(I always get the syllables right on the first try, or almost exactly right, so I just change a word. Haikus are really, really easy)

 

[INA]

Exztermenaytor
Quantity, not quality-
It's her top secret.

 

[ajblaise]

It's her top secret
well veiled criticism which is
the most severe kind

 

[luminous beam]

the most severe kind
of romances are such that
one cannot think straight

 

[metaphours]

the most severe kind
of romances are such that
one cannot think straight

one cannot think straight
while their heads are in the clouds
forever dreaming

 

[Clownmaster]

Forever Dreaming
But my eyes are wide open
Stare from the casket.

 

[BlueScreen]

Stare from the casket
at the earth we must crawl through
to ever find truth.

 

[Clownmaster]

To ever find truth,
the bullshit must be filtered
for transparent needs

 

[BlueScreen]

For transparent needs
to always wear his clothing.
Else we see through him.

 

[luminous beam]

else we see through him
he's the man who lacks substance
doesn't know himself

 

[INA]

doesn't know himself
and does not truly want to.
Do not plumb the depths.

 

[luminous beam]

do not plumb the depths
of the fickle and shallow
do not waste your time

 

[INA]

do not waste your time
shaking limbs on that gnarled tree
It's hollow and dry.

 

[luminous beam]

it's hollow and dry
like a withered woman's womb
it shall bear no fruit

 

[Willfrey]

It shall bear no fruit
The doctor told me slowly
"You are impotent"

 

[BlueScreen]

You are impotent,
but I am omnipotent.
Bow before your lord.

 

[Clownmaster]

Bow before your lord
You will get what you deserve
Nails of nine inches

(throwback to the song "Head Like a Hole" by NIN)

 

[luminous beam]

nails of nine inches
pierce my flesh to feel again
hurt myself today

 

[Antimony]

Hurt myself today
Wanting to break dance away
Now who wants to dance?