Friend job.

[Cellmold]

So I've decided having exhausted most menial avenues for jobs, I have decided to look for something more exotic.

After lots of examination and cross referencing it has been determined that my talent lies in being a friend to others, someone to laugh and hang out with.

Now here is the tricky part: are there any jobs at being a friend to someone where it isn't sexual or at least doesn't become sexual?

 

[yeghor]

So I've decided having exhausted most menial avenues for jobs, I have decided to look for something more exotic.

After lots of examination and cross referencing it has been determined that my talent lies in being a friend to others, someone to laugh and hang out with.

Now here is the tricky part: are there any jobs at being a friend to someone where it isn't sexual or at least doesn't become sexual?

Customer service?

 

[Cellmold]

Customer service?

That's not a friend job I fucking hate customer service.

 

[yeghor]

That's not a friend job I fucking hate customer service.

Elderly care?

 

[Cellmold]

Elderly care?

If you like wiping old arses.......

 

[Haven]

Any job is a friend job, you just gotta get a job in the right place with the right people

 

[á´…eparted]

Any job is a friend job, you just gotta get a job in the right place with the right people

This.

There is a lot of luck involved with that, but it's most certainly possible to find it.

 

[yeghor]

So I've decided having exhausted most menial avenues for jobs, I have decided to look for something more exotic.

After lots of examination and cross referencing it has been determined that my talent lies in being a friend to others, someone to laugh and hang out with.

Now here is the tricky part: are there any jobs at being a friend to someone where it isn't sexual or at least doesn't become sexual?

Tour guide?

 

[Cellmold]

Tour guide?

How about I shove some Turkish delight up your arse so far it comes out your nose in cubes, then we can sell that.

 

[yeghor]

How about I shove some Turkish delight up your arse so far it comes out your nose in cubes, then we can sell that.

I can see that you would make a very good friend...

 

[Cellmold]

I can see that you would make a very good friend...

The best and we could share the delight forever.

 

[Hypatia]

 

[Cellmold]

That's not a job unless you are a mime.

 

[WhoCares]

Hates customer service, wants to chat and be pals professionally. Actually you'd make a great flight attendant. Dont ask me how I know....

 

[yeghor]

Hates customer service, wants to chat and be pals professionally. Actually you'd make a great flight attendant. Dont ask me how I know....

Exactly... the word host came to my mind at first but couldn't make the connection to flight atendant...tgat might work...

 

[johnnyyukon]

That's not a friend job I fucking hate customer service.

Lol, you take advice well.

 

[Oaky]

http://rentafriend.com

 

[Cellmold]

Hates customer service, wants to chat and be pals professionally. Actually you'd make a great flight attendant. Dont ask me how I know....

Hmmm that's not terrible... I'll consider it.

Lol, you take advice well.

I take it like I give it.

 

[Cellmold]

http://rentafriend.com

Oh wow that's perfect, thanks oaky.