What is your dream job?

[WildCard]

My dream job.... Would be as a freelance illustrator working mainly with b/w portraits of people, dogs, and other animals. Work my own hours without someone hovering over me and a schedule so rigid it bends about as much as tempered steel.

 

[Intricate Mystic]

A job that pays a lot and allows me to spend most of the work day spacing out.

 

[Nonsensical]

babysitting muslim midgets in a hot little straw house on top of a submarine