INFJ:
* I am socially inept and socially undesirable in work or social situations.
* Other people are potentially critical, indifferent, demeaning, or rejecting.
* I cannot tolerate unpleasant feelings.
* If people get close to me, they will discover the "real" me and reject me.(haha, I "chant this everyday")
* Being exposed as inferior or inadequate will be intolerable.
* I should avoid unpleasant situations at all costs.
* If I feel or think something unpleasant, I should try to wipe it out or distract myself—for example, think of something else, have a drink, take a drug, or watch television.
* I should avoid situations in which I attract attention, or I should be as inconspicuous as possible.
* Unpleasant feelings will escalate and get out of control.
* If others criticize me, they must be right.
* It is better not to do anything than to try something that might fail.
* If I don't think about a problem, I don't have to do anything about it.
* Any signs of tension in a relationship indicate the relationship has gone bad; therefore, I should cut it off.
* If I ignore a problem, it will go away.
INFP:
* I am an interesting, exciting person.
* In order to be happy I need other people to pay attention to me.
* Unless I entertain or impress people, I am nothing.
* If I don't keep others engaged with me, they won't like me.
* The way to get what I want is to dazzle or amuse people.
* If people don't respond very positively to me, they are rotten.
* It is awful for people to ignore me.
* I should be the center of attention.
* I don't have to bother to think things through—I can go by my "gut" feeling.
* If I entertain people, they will not notice my weaknesses.
* I cannot tolerate boredom.
* If I feel like doing something, I should go ahead and do it.
* People will pay attention only if I act in extreme ways.
* Feelings and intuition are much more important that rational thinking and planning.
I think I relate more with the INFJ side, but I dunno. I think I should take a closer look at them when I have more time.