When you think all other procrastinators are just wannabes.
Tru dat :S
When you are excited and with someone you're comfortable with, the number of words that leave your mouth per minute rival the speed of a machine-gun's shots.
You talk in a spider-web approach, skipping/skimming over everything and touching on everything and totally confusing the person you're with.
These are the permanent expressions people give you:
or
or
(resigned to your ENFP charm) or
("get away from this ENFP before he/she explodes with craziness or spontaneity or enthusiasm") or
("lol that person is retarded how on earth did he/she do that?
WHY on earth would he/she do that?") or
(dang... sorry SJs
) or :horor: ("you WHAT??!?!") or
uch: (to which you, the ENFP, will respond, "sorry!
") or
(this one is The Look all ENFPs are far too familiar with... 'nuff said.)
You get "Are you high?" so often you might as well have an automatic answering machine - "NOPEEE
" - for whenever your iNtuition anticipates someone may ask it.
You are a MAJOR FREAKING FLAKE and MAJORLY FREAKING HATE IT.
And smack yourself like 10000000x when you flake; you totally feel bad for it and resolve never to do it again, only to flake again sometime the next week. (?)
You say 'thank you!' to practically everyone. Even if they haven't really helped you / didn't mean to help you.
You've come to accept that you're crazy and there's not much you can do about it. (Not that you care, because eff social norms anyway
)
[disclaimer: that's possibly just for me; not sure about other ENFPs!]