ESTJ---haul ass...get the job done. And while you're at it, loose that weight, wash those hands and make yourself a little better looking! And hurry up.
ESTP---here, slap some duct tape on it and put in the demolition derby. Stand up and applause, I have entered the building and did a flip or two.
ESFJ---anal? Who? Me? Take those shoes off before you come into the garage. And before I buy that, who else bought one?
ESFP---oh, my gosh, I LOVE your outfit! Look at the pretty butterfly! So, he's so cute!
ENFJ---how can you be useful to me? And...I'm too sexy for my shirt.
ENTJ---I'm surrounded by idiots and incompetents!
ENFP---it's so new and shiny and it's technology. I must have one, until the next thing comes along.
ENTP---of course that brilliant notion was my idea...all brilliant notions are my idea, so long as they work out...What do you mean think about the logistics? That's what all these little people are for.
ISTJ---you're three minutes and twenty-one seconds late for work. I'm going to have to report this.
ISTP---I thought about since yesterday and I'm sure that if I put a get propulsion pack on my skate board, I could zoom over the Grand Canyon.
ISFP---stay home with me. Let's do something fun. We're you looking at that woman? (Pout)
ISFJ---here, let me pick out your clothes for you so you look good when we go out.
INFP--stop here. There's a bunch of mushrooms growing by the highway. I had a dream that my eggs turned into an alien last night while I was standing near a fairy ring of mushrooms.so this is a sign. I sense neutrinos and surely the beings from another galaxy were communicating with me. This must be a sign.
INTJ---the best way for this company to cut back on expenses is to fire all the idiots, lazy people, stupid people and incompetent people.
INFJ---you're such a blessing to humanity. Thank you for walking through a land mine, stopping raging bullets with your teeth and jumping through those flaming hoops for me. I know your reward in heaven will be great and you'll be so glad I helped you get there more quickly. Be at peace, my troubled friend.