How to Make Weird Tacos, EJCC Style
Ingredients
1) Grab tortillas in the fridge, note expiration date (a month and a half ago), go "meh"
2) Grab tomatoes, find that they're moldy, throw them away; grab next most tomato-y thing in fridge (tomato "curry" that didn't turn out curry-ish)
3) Look for greens in fridge, find none, grab greenest thing from freezer (kale)
4) Go "oh, these need another veggie thing", grab corn salsa
5) Realize this needs protein, note quickly growing number of ingredients, go "fuck it" and grab nearest protein source (eggs)
6) Grab sriracha because reasons
Assembly
1) Put tomato curry, corn salsa, and frozen kale in the microwave
2) Fry eggs on stove
3) Pile ingredients onto 2 tortillas
4) Cover in sriracha
Eating
1) Find cozy spot on couch, set plate and tacos on lap
2) Attempt to eat, note taco is dripping down arm
3) Resignedly get ass off couch and eat tacos over sink
4) Feel sort of defeated