Could be worse sunset, it could be captain planet, where apparantly the only way to be a villian is if yeu just like being EVIL for NO REASON. I mean they'd waste monies, or throw out perfectly good ideas, or whotever... the only reason to pollute for most of them were BECAUSE THEY COULD >.>
Even the stereotypical "zomg I wants to rule the world" villians are better than that >.<
That being said, I hereby pledge not to turn into a captain planet villan.
I also pledge to the following:
- When I attempt to conquor the world, I shall ensure that I capture a single country first, to use as my base of operations
- This country I shall overthrow from the harsh regime of a cruel dictator, one who shall make anything I do look like I'm wonderful in comparison
- With the people of my newly conquored country behind me, singing my praises, I shall look good when I decide to expand my boarders by conquoring other nearby crappy countries, also controlled by tinpot dictators. They obviously don't know how to be dictatorial at all.
- Once I've amassed a rather sizeable population, and landmass to work with, I shall institute significant upgrades to the infrastructure of the country, emphasizing education
- Now that my hencemen and minions are well trained, they shall become far more difficult to trick and overcome. Too many evil overlords don't take pride in their workforce
- Any high ranking position in my force shall be met with intensive interrogations of everyone the individual knows, akin to getting a high security clearance in the states; far too often overlords accept untrustworthy help... and keep in mind that anyone applying for these positions, which pay well, will not be able to afford to bribe everyone they ever knew until after they've landed the job.
- Enhancement of current technology shall be the forerunner of my country's desires, the entire system shall be dedicated to philosophy, psychology, technology, and other excessively complex tasks. My subjects shall be given free education from their taxes, with a culture designed to heavily emphasize learning.
- Once my subjects are beyond being on par with the rest of the world, I shall tout how my country, once the weakest in the known world, is now a global superpower, and that the leading nations now fear us with their irrational behaviour. Due to this, we shall develop nuclear weapons technology in defense.
- Unlike the other countries though, we shall also create a massive arcopolis, the first in the world, to house the entire nation. Every smaller villiage and location shall be uprooted and moved into the massive structure
- The arcopolis shall also be heavily armoured and sheilded from the outside, and built into the side of a mountain to provide additional protection. By the time it's fully realized, it should be near impervious to nuclear attack due to a variety of energy redistribution concepts, learned over hundreds of years of modern combat.
- Obviously, then we must instigate a moral superiourity in my subjects, work them into a religous fervor, one of pure hatred of the rest of the world for being so narrow minded. With this belief system in place, and the belief that my subjects are the true heirs of the world, we can then begin global cleansing.
- Annexing further 3rd world countries, conquoring them with this method of 'peace' and superiourity, and drawing them into my ranks, it shall truly look to onlookers that I have saved these people. And it shall be true.
- Once the majority of the third world countries are absorbed into my mighty empire, however, we shall offer peace to the superpowers of the world. When they refuse to join us, it shall be spun to be that they are evil, chastise intelligence, and are little more than cruel sweatshops with their low levels of technology and workforce being largely at minimum wage.
- Nuclear war's obviously the next step, to purge several major cities from each superpower, whereas their weapons do little to even so much as annoy my armoured arcopolis.
- With several major cities destroied, and no harm come to my own people in retribution, the first world nations shall crumble before me.
- With the power invested within myself, however, I shall name myself the first grand high priestess of this new order. We shall take to intellectual persuits with religous fervor and learn and understand, for understanding the universe IS our god.
- As this's a position not of military strength (well it is but people won't see it that way), but of moral superiourity, the remaining nations of the world shall gain converts to my new religion, until their populations grow in number, to the point that they make the majority of their respective countries.
- Once the number of majority is held, and their numbers control the places they live within, I shall then offer peace to them, allowing them to vote their country to join as an extension of my empire.
- With the entire world under my control, the only thing needed then, is to ensure that my conciousness is instilled fully into my throne, with multiple backups, so that I shall become virtually immortal, for I can trust no other to maintain my empire, and look after my people.
- I shall, without exception, insist on being followed due to people's love of me, rather than of their hatred. A dictator who is given power freely, is the one who has true command of that power. (or dictatrix, but that just sounds silly)