Keep in mind, these are very, VERY insulting. I like to have a lot of fun with this. Also, if it's a type I don't know much about, I haven't put it here.
INFP- The Weed Smoker
"All I do is smoke weed. Every day of my life, and I don't give a SHIT!"
Life's pointless, right? May as well give up everything you have for weed and drugs. You'll just feel good all the time, won't you? What could possibly go wrong? You'll never have to worry about anything.
INTP- The Nerd
You may consider yourself unique and different, and yeah, you are in the eyes of the world... if they can even see you. In online communities, you're the majority group! Oh, I'm sorry, you're actually a geek? Guess what- no one cares! And you're always questioning things. Can't you just accept some things the way they are?
INTJ- The Whackjob
Seriously, you've devoted your life to being weird. You frown upon people who conform and the like. You've probably got some schemes lined up to drastically change the world. I don't know what they are, but I hope they fail.
ISTP- The Silent Rebel
You don't care much for people. However, you do care for just about everything else that Earth has given you- plants, animals, inanimate objects, huge risks that'll probably get you killed, etcetera.
ISTJ- The Watcher
You never really do anything beyond what's simple and what you already know. You never say anything unless it's some comment in regard to something miniscule that isn't exactly the way it should be. Sigh...
ENFP- The Wild Animal
"Hahahaha! You can't catch me! Nya-nya-nya-nya-nya! You're no match for my stunning speed and sense of imagination!" You just love to be a nut, and you're especially fascinated by your counterpart, the ISTJ.
ENFJ- The Deceiver
"You're not my friend anymore. I hate you. Good-bye." (walks away) "Naw, I'm kidding!" (giggle)
You really screw up people's lives with your skills of deception, you know that? I wonder if you even care. I mean, what, are you trying to just see how different people react, or are you trying to torture us? Seriously, come on.
ENTP- The Troll
You're seriously the only extroverted type that wishes they were introverted. Honestly, what the hell. Stop trolling forums and leave the rest of us the hell alone.
ENTJ- The Dictator
Being open to all sorts of possibilites and having no toleration of any BS has led you to be the natural dictator type of person. Maybe one day you'll convince the whole world that you're right about everything. Maybe no one will believe you because of how ridiculous everything you say sounds.
ESTP- The Procrastinator
Gotta wake up in the morning? Hit the snooze button. Need to buy an important book to read? Wait until the last minute to do it. Why not use the cheating device for that video game? It just makes life more fun. People love you because you're fun to be around, but good luck trying to have success when you've screwed up your own life so badly.
ESTJ- The Spaz
You just go ballistic when things don't go your way, which is obviously always the correct way. You generally follow laws and expect the same out of others. I mean, you're outgoing, but you just don't know how to be accommodating without being a jerk. Sheesh.