EffEmDoubleyou
Robot
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God,
This is an interesting observation. My real dilemma however is dessert. What do you do when your date/partner after you insisting they also order dessert does not and then begs to have 'some' of your dessert?
Admittedly, this is a tougher dilemma. If you order dessert and your date does not, she will simply be watching you eat. I can recommend two courses of action:
1. If your date does not order dessert, decline dessert yourself. You can always get some ice cream on the way home after you drop her off.
2. If you really want dessert and she declines, order your dessert and ask the server to bring two spoons. She will dig right in, or my name isn't God. It's not ideal, but half a dessert is better than none.
Dear God,
Get a new avatar. It's red.
Red is God's favorite color. Satan started using it just to piss me off.
Dear God,
Don't listen to him. That avatar's awesome.
See? None of my creations are beyond redemption.
Dear God,
Don't listen to Ginkgos who consume too much lemonade. Lol.
Jaguar, let those who have never drunk lemonade cast the first stone.