If that happened to me, so many brix would be coming out of my anus that they would be feeding my family for quite a while.
Wow. Talk about keeping together a houshold on such a tight budget that they have to eat your own shit bricks.
I would get a huge freezer that could be powered with a foot pedal electrical generator. I would put a shitload of flash-frozen nutritious foods [and grains to be stored there too preferably in case mice get through the air vents to us], as well as blocks of ice (which can be thawed out for use) in here, and everyone can take turns pumping electricity to keep the freezer powered. Screw growing my own food, because irrigation of the crops will use up a lot of water.
Very good point. That would give every one a chance to exercise as well as keep things such as meat, milk, nuts, eggs, and certain types of medications (like insulin shots, I think) available to you and your family for a longer period of time. Not to mention that Ice is the greatest fever reducer.
Um, waste disposal will be a problem. How about this: I'd bring aluminum foil to wrap the waste in and put it into the freezer, replacing what we take out, in order to save room and not pollute the living environment! Lolol ICE PEE!
I'd rather store waste elsewhere- perhaps in a well sealed plastic container full of poo eating bacteria that will turn my poo into top soil or something.
There are too many reasons why I don't like using the fridge as waste disposal.
1 The fridge is like a very small cabinet that is the optimum place for keeping foods fresh. Sense you’d be spending an entire year inside the room, you should probably fill every last centimeter of your fridge with food that would spoil. Only when the fridge has been depleted of food should you start freezing poopoo and peepee.
2 What happens if you get tired of peddling and the ice melts? If you sprain your ankle, or if the others are too tired or sick or weak, Everything in your fridge will begin to thaw and spill out onto the floor. This would make the air foul if not toxic, and disease could quickly spread do to the lack of sanitation.
3 Not to mention that your drinking water would be ruined. Poo and Pee would contaminate the otherwise clean ice that you were storing in there.
I think we would have to get used to being around each other naked, because it's kind of a hassle to have to do the laundry in this case. Any female with their period can use strap-on pads! Also, sex is forbidden!
Very good point. Washing cloths would be a waste of water. and wearing cloths without washing them would invite nasty smells and germs.
Anyone with urges can wank off into the freezer.
I don't like seamen in my soda
We will need medical manuals. Hmm.. and pens so that we can do a huge mural covering all of the walls as an artistic project to keep us busy for the next year!
Very good idea. I'd go further and bring staples and huge rolls of blank fish rap paper. We can constantly replace the paper on the walls when ever we want to- draw backdrops and put on little plays, that sort of thing.
Another thing I'd like to bring Is large mirrors! They'd make a small space seem huge.