I would also like the following:
- A motivational poster
- A theme song
- A guess as to what animal I'd be if I were an animal
- An official flower, bird, flag, motto and sports drink
- My own eponymous breakfast cereal
- My own bank holiday, where tradition dictates that everyone eat my favorite meal - barbecued ribs and french fries.
- My name turned into a descriptor. (Wow, did you see that guy go all EffEm on that pie?)
- Pencils with my name on them.