MBTI, Enneagram/Tritype and instinctual variant First a little about my self: It's for an appointment with a shrink
Favorite Authors: Christopher Hitchens, Nietzsche, Voltaire, Bill Watterson
Favorite Subjects: Critical Thinking, Business Tactics, Writing, Science, Philosophy
I Hate Everything Else
Favorite things to do: Make deductions (not talking about taxes) Read, Debate, and talk to people although I'm not properly situated for society my conversations consist of me arguing or cracking inappropriate/controversial jokes/remarks (esp in my classroom and with my parents who are hardcore Christians) or cheering someone up, research, work out, Solve Problems, playing video games, prank people, poker, play the stock market, call out BS
Least Favorite things: Sports, having to deal with people who are seeking for sympathy or who love being ignorant
My view on important subjects:
Love: Is the raise in your heart pulse and dilation in the eyes, business is paralytic but love destroys it as the most vicious motivator out there
(At this point of my life I consider it to be human error)
Marriage: Its not love its a S/O shaving while their mate is sitting next to them on the toilet clipping their toe nails
View on life: With hard work everything else fallows
View on people: People like being told what to do rather this be from advertisement, Hollywood, the news i.e Fox News or religion.
View on Nature: Read the Unabomber's Manifesto
View on College: Love learning things, hate studying for particular details that are unnecessary to understanding the subject
Arts: Classical and anything with an acerbic wit or generally cynical (Zero Punctuation)
Fluent in: English, Ukrainian, Sarcasm, Nerd and Real Talk
I love partying once in a while, but on the day to day would rather read a book or watch a show with close friends
I'm often compared to a raccoon
A glimpse of my story so far in this big bad world :p
Infancy: Begin talking at 3, as a toddler I would sneak out of the house to cross the highway to get to the lake (4-5), unbuckling my car seat to get into the trunk so I can wave to all the passing cars, was always asking questions
Elementary school: Enjoyed the kids, convinced a girl to kiss me in the first grade, was admitted into the gates program in the 3rd grade (it was one class where 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders went to class together) got kicked out due to refusing to participate and do homework (failed the third grade but my exceptional standardized testing scores got me into the 4th grade) this continued into middle school all I did was read books. Begin smoking weed in the 5th grade (older kids gave it to me and I stole food from department stores, gas stations for them) also built a bomb in the 5th grade. Didn't participate in the science fair (my parents are uneducated due to not being able to obtain an education in the USSR for their believes) Turned atheist at 8 and begin debating my parents on topics such as the age of the earth I fell in love with science at this age.
Middle School: Lost my virginity in the 7th grade got into deeper drugs (LSD, Shrooms, Crack Cocaine, Alcohol, heroine, meth) became introverted towards the 8th grade
High School: Skipped, did drugs, dated the queen B, broke up with her, didn't go to any of the dances except for prom in which I took an artsy ISFP, didn't go to graduation, did running start (Community college for the last year) worked tile for the summers, 6th grade to this last summer, a couple of friends died from OD, and an ex is soon coming out of prison.
Now I'm finishing my A.A, sober, teaching myself to study since I never had to do it in primary school, and lost without a plan for my future which scares me and is one of the primary reasons to why I'm seeing a shrink.
I'm straight out of a Mark Twain/Charles Dickens book, I'll be more then happy to answer any questions you may have.
Personality Cons: Stubborn, egocentric, forgetful, I compare myself to the likes of Sherlock Holmes and Gregory House which has me feeling like a vegetable
Personality Pros: Inquirer, Smart, Funny, aloof, sensitive, assertive, sassy, cynical
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