I've been typed as everything from INFJ/ENFJ to INTP/INTJ/ENTP. I don't feel that any of the personality descriptions describe me very well. The only thing I'm certain of is that I'm a xNxx.
Extrovert/Introvert — fairly certain I'm introverted as I get tired after an hour or so of socializing and eventually just space out. I enjoy silences more than most people do (and definitely prefer them), and usually find them relatively comfortable even with strangers. I never talk on the phone and only text when necessary to pass on information. However, humor is essentially the backbone of my existence and I absolutely love being the center of attention whenever I make a joke; hearing people laugh at something I said is one of my favorite feelings. Typically go for sarcastic/clever/dry/witty humor a la Veep. I definitely get a lot of energy from entertaining via humor. I think my image/what people view me as is very important, and I've cultivated it to make sure I'm seen as smart and quick on all fronts.
Intuition/Sensing — very sure that it's N. I have no interest in details or hands-on type of stuff. I'm a quick, visual learner and definitely enjoy making plans more than following through with them. Really a big picture kind of person.
Feeling/Thinking — quite unsure about this one. While I 100 percent think things through before I go through with them (a common example - when at restaurants I weigh every meal option for how delicious it's going to be/easiness of eating/price/amount of food and then rehearse my lines a thousand times before ordering - I overanalyze a lot) and I ultimately use my brain over my emotions when making decisions, I don't identify with the "coldness" often presented in Thinking types. I don't find it impossible to relate to people, but I do find it impossible to find what to say/do. I am terrible at taking things seriously and hardly ever do, even when clearly needed - I find it really uncomfortable. Not only do I find it almost impossible to talk about emotions/feelings, I really think it's unnecessary/uncomfortable most of the time. I like to forgive/forget rather then dwell on things and usually bottle things up. I'm bad with confrontations only because I view them as unnecessary most of the time; however, if someone is clearly in my way or very blatantly in the wrong, I have absolutely no problem with standing ground and telling them off. I enjoy debate/conversation very much, especially with things I am knowledgable about. Retain a lot of information/trivia. Can quickly analyze data/information and draw conclusions.
Also - I HATE movies/shows that blatantly attempt to appeal to the audience's emotions (The Notebook, etc). I don't think I've cried when watching a film since I was 10. I am an atheist, and don't find religion to be logically sound. Am often surprised to meet people and find out they're religious because I don't think it makes any sense.
I think people who share everything and anything on Facebook/Twitter/Instagram are really annoying. I think a lot of things should be kept private.
Judging/Perceiving — don't know much about this category. I plan things out and prefer routine - however I almost always avoid being bound by obligations and am usually ~5/10 minutes late to things. I think time/deadlines are more flexible/relative than they are.
I'm sure there's a lot of stuff I left out. Please let me know if there's anything I should add. This is an odd amount of effort put into finding out which arbitrary personality group I fall in, but it's killing me not being able to answer when people ask me.