You’re not an introvert. There’s no subtlety in your writing style. At all. Period. End of story.
And you’re a strong Fi-user. A Thinker would never post in the same style you do. They’d write in plain English. And they wouldn’t use such flamboyant metaphors or even reference things like rainbows or boobs.
Most importantly, only a dominant or auxiliary Fi-user would have the audacity to type what you say. No one questions you because TypeC is a place where everypony accepts each other and trusts each other’s judgment, even if their judgment is obviously wrong.
Furthermore, your glorification of your perceived type (that is, you think you’re INTJ) strongly resounds with Fi egotism. Real INTJs aren’t braggarts the way you are because their Fi is weaker.
You’re certainly a strong Ne-user, not Ni. Ni is a Pi function which means that, like Si, it deals in “vibes,” “nuances” and subtlety.
Ni is not random or spontaneous. You can’t “see” Ni in the real world because it’s Pi. Ni-heavy imagery or art is visually dry and shows little spontaneity in terms of sequences of events. Ni is about surrealist paintings of clear blue skies and silver orbs with clouds flowing through them…like an Escher painting. It’s complicated, but not spontaneous.
Ne is like a circle of points, each point connecting to all the others until they form a Complete Graph.
In contrast, Ni is like one single point. Connecting to itself. Over and over and over again. Infinitely many times.
Ne deals in metaphors and analysis. Exactly what you do, except you don’t even bother to analyze the stuff you say, you actually just make up an answer that’s even more arbitrary than the last. You make up something completely random, then you justify it with a Te explanation or an Si medieval mythology anecdote.
If you get hyperactive and start going on a religious, political, philosophical, historical or even scientific rant, you’re almost certainly Ne-Fi.
That’s exactly what your posts remind me of. They’re dripping with hyperactivity. The only reason nobody’s ever called you out on your real MBTI type is because A) they’re non-NTs and they’re either afraid of you or ignore you because they think you’re an idiot or B) they’re NT and they trust your judgment.
This trust is due to the fact that you’re willing to label yourself as an NT, and since you’re working so laboriously hard to weave a confusing message, they can’t see through you and they think your judgment is legit, so they conclude that you must be NT. And if you’re an NT and you’re saying the stuff you say, you’re obviously serious, because no NT would go to such great heights to construct such a complicated joke. So they conclude that you are an Ni-sent prophet as you say you are.
FTR I know where you’re going with this “HOLY MOTHER OF GOD I’M Ni! WORSHIP ME! WORSHIP ME!” gimmick. Ni-users get huge blasts of insight at random and you’re expected to trust them no matter what, even if they are wrong.
So if anyone claims to be Ni-dominant, you can’t question their reasoning even if there’s no logic to back it up. What better way to coerce everypony into believing you?
In other words, if you call yourself an Ni-dominant, no one can challenge your assertions, even if it’s pretty clear that you’re not using any Ni at all. Furthermore, this arrogance isn’t natural for you, it’s a put-on behavior. If you claim you’re Ni and somepony questions your reasoning, you can just counter with “I’M Ni! I’M A GOD! HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY DIVINE INSIGHTS! BOW TO ME! BOW!!!”
The deadest giveaway?
You never give up, no matter what they say about you.
That’s classic ENFP.
And @gromit totally called it too.