Marm has become the new Victor/Puff-guy-whose-name-I've-forgotten while I was away? Dearest son of christ, what horrible trollscapades have transgressed during my extended leave of absence? I don't think I want to know... Oh yeah, is Lex Talionis back?
OP: Hello, or whatever.
Ps. I remember when I wrote like I thirteen-year-old girl - no wait, that never happened.
Psps. This is not Myspace. /rant.