I don't understand why you can't be an ENFP. Never got a particular ENTP vibe from you. I think you and I are similar in way...in the sense that your posts sound a little bit more like my own than some other ENFPs with more pronounced F.
Maybe you're just NeJi like me.
I'm factual and direct too. And people sometimes think I'm an asshole. Although they never dislike me for long. Just read Fi descriptions. As long as you identify with them somewhat, you are probably an ENFP.
You actually strike me as having such pronounced F that I'd suspect you of being an extremely prudish Fi dom.
"Sentiment without action is the ruin of the soul." - Edward Abbey