... so please help me type him, so that can help me avoiding guys like him. He's a bit of a pain in the ass and it took a long time until my mother realized what person he really was.
- My father is a teacher. He chose this profession, because he only knew two professions, which were teacher and carpenter. Then he chose to become a teacher because he was too clumsy to become a carpenter.
- Loves getting attention.
- Has a warm charisma.
- He once tried to write a book. When no one wanted to publish that one book, he gave up on writing. He doesn't want me to write stuff either.
- When he visits someone, he starts talking about his problems immediately.
- He hates psychologists.
- He loves making a fool of me in front of others and when I ask him to stop, he tells me that I shouldn't ask him to stop, because if I do that, I'm being unsocial.
- When I make a fool of him (I'm nice enough to do that when no one is around), he becomes angry and starts yelling and kicking.
- Violent, a yeller.
- A few years ago, he ruined the car of one of our neighbors, because he was burning rubber in his back yard.
- Last week, I went to a party and I arrived home early because it was to boring. I told my father about this boringness. He immediately wanted to know which people where attending the party and who of them was boring. He didn't get it when I told him that the whole party was boring, and he asked me again which people at that party were boring. I didn't answer, because there were just too many people at that party. His response: "You expect way too much of other people!!! Like you're so dynamic!" Okay...
- He loves talking about his day at work and the people he hates and why he hates them.
- When my mother or I start telling about our day, he refuses to listen, because it's boring. Therefor my father doesn't know anything about what happened in my life from age 12 till now.
- When my father is downstairs and I am upstairs doing my homework, my father frequently asks me to come downstairs to open the door for our cat.
- Sneezes very loudly (you can hear it 200 meters away!).
- Loves routine and doesn't quite get me, because I don't like routine.
- Plans everything and he doesn't get it when I get on the train without even knowing where I would like to go.
- After he graduated from his university, he stayed unemployed for another 20years, because "working will never pay off anyway".
- Makes strange connections between things, that simply don't make sense.
- When he just downloaded a song, he plays it on the loudest volume, the whole evening, every day, until he gets bored of it. Then doesn't listen to anything else.
- During dinner, he turns on Sesame Street, because after Sesame Street they always play this annoying song that I absolutely hate. When that song starts, he sings along with it very loudly, just to annoy me.
- Eats tomatoes all day long, because they're healthy. What he doesn't know, is that all these tomatoes cause his diarrhea. His diarrea is so bad, that appearantly he has to take off his glasses before he goes to the bathroom.
- Hates teenagers.
- Hates parties.
- Hates dogs.
- Loves cats.
- Coughs all day long (even though he never smoked)
- Makes vomitting sounds while brushing his teeth.
- When he just went to the bathroom, he first goes to another room and when he reached the outher room (meanwhile he already touched about 3 door handles) THEN he washes his hands. When someone asks him why he doesn't use the tap in the bathroom, he says he just doesn't like that tap. Eww.
- Doesn't accept it when someone doesn't agree with him and he accuses people who don't agree with him from "always disagreeing woth everyone just because they like disagreeing with everyone!!!".
- Manipulates.
I nearly "P"-ed my pants laughing at some of these. Vomiting sounds while brushing his teeth?? Heehee... 
