Sensing is out entirely, because I don't notice details, I'm clumsy, and.. every other intuitive stereotype out there. I'm probably one of the most N-leaning people I know.
Especially when it comes to my method of delivery, I'm not anything but Ne or Te dominant. Nothing else fits. (I alternate between the two "external" states of mind pretty readily, though with Te clearly on the back burner.)
I'm not methodical, disciplined, scheduled, or planned enough to be a full-on J, either, but I do have my share of organizational tools.
I don't usually value theories for their own sake, and I don't particularly care about accuracy or internal consistency, either. So Ti-valuing is out.
The descriptions of Fe are usually unfairly biased, and the descriptions of Fi don't seem to be able to capture its essence, so I won't comment on those.
Ok. The following is solely based on feeling and stereotypes, so meh. I'm not even going to touch upon the functions.
I am so not an E. Being around people drains me of energy so that I feel like the smallest prune on earth.
Not a T either. I'm annoyingly subjective, ruled by my heart and basically, all that a gooey "feeler" is supposed to be. I might not look like it at first glance but trust me, there's feelery goo oozing from my pores.
So, that knocks 12 types right off the table.
I am so not a P. I might not constantly show my anal-retentive side but it's there, IT'S THERE. And being easily adaptive? Forget about it. My attitude is and always has been towards organization, planning, scheduling and closure seeking.
I am so not an S. I am not down to earth even if I do try to be practical. I only notice the world around me when something hits my head. My focus is on the future to such an extent that it's almost ridiculous. I constantly try to read between the lines, searching for multiple possibilities and explanations even when nothing is really there and I should give up on it already.
As a conclusion, there's only one type left and it's mine, MINE!!!!