I've seen Victor pastiched here, and yet each time those pastiches lacked depth and clarity.
Because that's what I like with our Victor: clarity of thoughts. And I'm always wondering why people find him to be so vague and blurry: he's not.
Of course, Victor is not inventing new stories each time, and I think I'm a familiar with the themes and metaphors he frequently uses; but yet, what I like with him is the fact he uses a very structured, undefiled English language, with simple, efficient sentences.
For a non native speaker like me who is rather familiar with written forms of universitary English, never using coarse or oral expressions is a real blessing.
People who are trying to pastiche him don't seem to realize that Victor is a very efficient orator, hence the density of his comments. He will never waste a word or a sentence like most of us will.