I'm going to assume that was a genuine question rather than a rhetorical one of frustration.
I talk the exact same way online as I do in rl, just usually not in front of groups.
I moved half way around the world because I felt I needed to experience life
I used to be a cutter
I lost 30+ pounds on my own and without unhealthy habits
I can find good in even the most depressing situations (I am probably the happiest depressed person you'll ever meet).
I love to know everything and I'd be omniscient if I could.
Understanding myself and others is a big big deal to me.
I rarely finish my projects
I have a MASSIVE amount of potential (not that it does me good if I don't know how to use it!)
I'm 'pretty good' at almost everything and 'great' at nothing.
I'm good at improvising
I have *no* poker face, my emotions are immediately readable.