INFP mountain :ninja:

[speculative]

Hello. I am an INFP, 4w5, and a mountain Know that mountain are the deadliest kind: we roll boulders downhill, perform ear-drum-perforating yodels, and throw bears at you. That's right, you're sitting at your picnic table all smug with your day permit in your pocket and then "wham!" Grizzly in the face from outta nowhere...

Ah! I almost forgot. Speculative introductory posts always come free with complimentary poem:

“I Went Ahead”

I went ahead, and my self followed after.
Weaving patterns in the air with hollow hands
And my eyes reflecting a web of intricacies,
It followed behind, like a cringing shadow.
A chameleon tasting the air with leath'ry tongue,
I pushed the mushy pink probe before me and waited...

Anyways, to be serious: hello.

[disregard]

Fuckin sweet.

Welcome

[Ivy]

I found a picture of you on the internets, it's in the last frame of this webcomic:

[JAVO]

Welcome.

Originally Posted by speculative

Know that mountain are the deadliest kind: we roll boulders downhill, perform ear-drum-perforating yodels, and throw bears at you. That's right, you're sitting at your picnic table all smug with your day permit in your pocket and then "wham!" Grizzly in the face from outta nowhere...

This sounds like a promo for a new alpine version of Donkey Kong.