Hi, I'm CaptainChick. I'm a modern intellectual, socially and culturally in touch, have a style of my own, assertive temperament, and progressive on social issues. I also hate the shit out of Anonymous.
I'm also Delilah (I have MPD, you see). When I'm not making inappropriate comments towards Anonymous, I'm trying to send him to the ER. I make fun of his pudding, too, but it's all really just to try and cover up how great I think he is. Maybe I should show him my cheerleading skills so that he'll grace me with his presence in backwater Minnesota.