Old-timers, re-introduce yourselves to n00bs here.
I'm Ivy, and I like to play with false dichotomies and expectations. I am both sacred and profane. I have two kids and a husband and a dog and a cat and a little ugly house I want to move out of but I'm terrified of a bigger mortgage. I edit English textbooks and spend too much of what they pay me to do that on stuff I don't really need. I like to kick it. That's about it.