Prologue: Used to be homeschooled, parents are ENFJ and INTP so we have very hipster-y tastes. We'd go to church groups, homeschool field trips, and from what my INTP mom said, all the teachers/parents/pastors and whatnot thought I was some sort of a "genius."
When the economy got a little worse, my mom needed to get a new job and we had to go to public school. When this happened, I got up on my soapbox about how "All of us being in this tiny room is horrible! Public school is prison!" I was actually kind of a jerk back then.
I've never been "socially awkward," but always unstable. The school made a "paraprofessional" follow me around class to class, and I got REALLY angry at this. I felt like they were treating me like some sort of lab experiment rather than real human.
I'm actually kind of a loudmouth and the only one ever raising his hand in class when everybody else is silent. When I get really HOO-RAH and excited about my opinion, people look at me like I'm mentally ill. The only thing I'm certain about is that I'm a pretty strong extrovert, relatively undaunted by others' opinions. Maybe a feeler, but still unsure.
I have a very good memory. I actually think I remember pure information better than personal memories...I'm just a teenager and already I forget half of my life, yet I can summarize the history of Equestria. (I'm a Brony, but my INFP brother started that.)
Based on how much of a loose cannon I am, I'd think I was an Fe-type, but I don't behave that way. I pretty much kick aside social niceties and rules. They're really pointless. I say, do what you want, and if someone else things you're hurting them, it's their job to stand their ground and tell you to step back. I HATE unwritten social rules. They are the cancer of civilization.
I'd say I was Fi-type, but it's hard to say what I really value. The only indication I'm a feeler at all is how I periodically break down into self-centered whining fits for no reason at all.
My ENFJ dad says he sees totalitarian traits in me, but only based on things I've said. I have this nasty habit of expressing a strong opinion before I'm absolutely certain where I stand on it. Whenever I rant, people think I'm sick-headed instead of joining in to discuss the topic with me.
Also, my ENFJ dad says I don't put enough value on people. More specifically, though, on society. I think individuals are good-natured when I meet them, but overall, I hate when multiple people work together on the same project. It's this big cloud of coercion, oneness, the dissolution of any separate consciousness. I "like" persons, but people are terrible.
I'm pretty nice to people I meet. Hyperactive.
I hate planning, I hate systematic organization, I hate paying attention, I hate having to be proactive.
More details will follow. Overall, I'm thinking ENFP or ESFJ, ENFP because I seem to fit the cliche of the young ditzy genius who aces tests without studying, and ESFJ because my life's basically not going anywhere and it's really my fault, no excuse.