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    Dad: Maybe someone on the forum knows of a job they can get you

    Mom: It isn't gonna be a job around he. He wants to live around here you know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jae Rae View Post
    - ISFJ. Oh, is it my turn? Hi, guys. I'm Jae Rae's mom. I don't know how to use a computer, all those buttons are confusing. But if I could figure it out, I'd be good on this forum because I have a lot of opinions about what people should do. There's a best way to do everything.
    : you should show us the best way to commit suicide

    very truly yours,
    leon *****, esq.

    p.s.my son says that's not appropriate for a chatroom like this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rajah View Post

    INTP father :

    I'd say I'll do this later, but I actually have no intention of doing it at all. I'm busy being cruel and insensitive. It's your mother's fault.

    : Oh you just need to smoke a J! It will calm your nerves. You are welcome to come over anytime you want and smoke with me, but you'll have to bring your own, i don't share mine, but i will expect you to share yours!
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    ESFP - Hiyeee! My name's Maureen but you can call me dahlink! Where's the party? I love to dance and if you say you don't like dancing that's only because you haven't danced with *ME!* yet. Just relax and move your hips . . . that's it. You got it. Woohoo!

    ISTP - Vic here. Goddammit sonovabitch! You make a better door than a window. Now get out of my way so I can watch this football game. Who's winning? The winning team. Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Now shut up and get me a beer. And stop calling me "Junior." :steam:
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    I'd need to be in the graveyard or mature section to do my mother justice...

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    Mum: ISTJ

    Hellooo. My son is a genius. But I don't like him being on these forums. If he's not careful he'll be the victim of identity theft and all his credit card details will be taken. I don't like the idea of him interacting with the outside world at all. For all I know a helicopter could falling onto him at this very moment.

    Dad: :steam: ENTJ

    Attention! What do you lot think you're doing wasting your lives on this forum! Why not give back to your society rather than sucking it dry!? For one I make my own bread, can any of you say that? What are you going to do when the bomb drops and you can't make your own bread!? Why, you'll be breadless!
    Why do we always come here?

    I guess we'll never know.

    It's like a kind of torture,
    To have to watch this show.

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    ESFP Mother:
    Hi, this is Lateralus' mom. How is everyone? Can anyone show me how to download pictures of my granddaughters? And why do I keep getting these pornographic pictures popping up on my screen? This is really embarrassing!

    ESTJ Father:
    Stop wasting time on the internet and get a job. It's also your day to do the dishes and vacuum the family room. And when you're done with those, come out to the backyard. I rented a backhoe and I need your help building a levee. Did you use the weed eater along the fence like I told you? Oh, you don't remember me telling you that? Well, you're wrong, I told you last night. Now do it! Don't forget to move those boxes from the attic to the basement. Yes, I know you moved them from the basement to the attic last weekend, but now I need them in the basement again...
    "We grow up thinking that beliefs are something to be proud of, but they're really nothing but opinions one refuses to reconsider. Beliefs are easy. The stronger your beliefs are, the less open you are to growth and wisdom, because "strength of belief" is only the intensity with which you resist questioning yourself. As soon as you are proud of a belief, as soon as you think it adds something to who you are, then you've made it a part of your ego."

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    Dad: Howdy, this forum looks mighty-fine. I work out at the plant, factory specialist, the place, naw the whole western world would fall apart without me. I grew up in West Texas and Texas is the best place in the world, except for the snakes that is. We used to go frog gigging when I was a teenager and I once got a copperhead wrapped around my leg, I didn't know what to do so I just took my leg and slung it off the other direction. We shinned the flashlights up and them trees were full o' them copperheads, all over the place...well we got the hell out of there! Stiffled them SOBs in heel dust! Once I seen these copperheads, all wrapped into a ball, having an orgy from what it looked like...gives me the heebie geebies to think about it now. These creeks are all full of snakes...kind of gives me the shudders now to think about it.

    My first wife was half Comanche and my second wife a quarter Apache, I was the only white man in the house, he he he ...am I drunk? Hell no! Ask me a question! Any question! I am certainly not drunk! I just a had a couple of beers. Where's the cat? They call me the catman, I once had 25 cats when we lived on the creek and had the barn, people always putting them cats out there cause we we're out in the middle of nowhere and they had nothing to eat, what'ya gonna do about all them diddies in that case? Just got a feed 'em ...I want to tell you about my favorite movie, Gunga Din, I get a feeling I was there once before...and my favorite book Seven Years in Tibet...have any of you read that? No? Really? Well, ya'll ought to...Gollee, fascinating stuff in there. People need to learn how to breath, there's this book, Science of the Breath, written by them yogis and it teaches you how to breathe better to increase your prana, prana is real important, every part of this universe is interconnected, all the micro and the marco, you meditate and breathe right you can feel it and know it...anyway, Yeah man, mighty fine board you got here...I am gonna go read in that sex and mature area.

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    ENFx Mom

    I've never seen a forum before, but I'm so excited to meet you all! You are all Firelie's friends, right? Which one of you is her boyfriend?? Anyone? Oh, I think she is the best thing ever and we're totally friends!!!, but her and her brother are so WEIRD! I want them to move back in, though. I miss them and my husband is no help. I like to garden, yell at the dogs, talk with my friends on the phone and think about all of the things I'd like to do but probably never will.

    IxTx Dad

    I think forums are a waste of time. Chatting online is a waste of time. Why are you all here? Why don't you go do something useful with your lives?
    However, sitting around watching golf on television is highly productive, so don't you dare change the channel. I like to watch golf on television, play golf, make really boring webpages, watch the Fox news channel religiously, read technical crap and technology specs and be involved in any way possible with the job I've been retired from for the past 7 years.

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    ISTP Mother:

    Hello. My daughter told me about this forum and I am here only on the condition that she reminds me how to attach documents to emails (again). I'll make this quick. I have no intention of ever coming here again, I can't imagine anything worse than typing to people on the computer. Sorry, what was your name? No, don't tell me. I'm watching the rugby. Please be quiet. Shhh. Is it always this noisy in here?

    ISFJ Father:
    Hi from Heaven - I'm loving it up here! What can I get you to drink? A beer? Come on mate, have a beer! Do you like poker? Maybe we can have a few games. Computers are for freaks and geeks but I love my daughter and promised to drop by. Really, will you have a beer, mate? No idea what MBTI is, but I'm up for a game of cricket later if you'd like.

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