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    Hello everyone. I'm a male from Sweden who is probably an ENTP. I'm here because I simply want to learn as much as possible about people and figure out how we work, how we communicate, why we do stuff etc.

    I'm also most likely mentally insane as you will notice in my future posts, but instead of just rambling on with crap about myself here I'm going to start off with sharing this story I found a few days ago:


    Three men who were lost in the jungle were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.

    The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten." The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

    The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."



    Hope we get along.
    “Truly great madness can not be achieved without significant intelligence.”

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    What mental illness / personality disorder do you suffer from?

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    I hope you have fun here. I like your name.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Within View Post
    What mental illness / personality disorder do you suffer from?
    I have no idea.

    But I would for sure be every psychologist's wet dream.
    “Truly great madness can not be achieved without significant intelligence.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satan View Post
    I have no idea.

    But I would for sure be every psychologist's wet dream.
    How come, do get an erection when flipping through the family album?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Within View Post
    How come, do get an erection when flipping through the family album?
    Yes, especially while watching the pictures of our little Susan, it is some reeeeeally awesome porn.

    She might be the sexiest hamster on earth.
    “Truly great madness can not be achieved without significant intelligence.”

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    Courage is immortality Valiant's Avatar
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    Du var mig en sjuk djävel... Oh, sorry... Welcome, fellow swede. I just wanted to say that, and now I think I will stay away. Don't want to get eaten or sexually abused by your midget minions or anything.

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    god, within's avatars are always the most fucked up scary things i have ever seen. ugh.


    also welcome! i liked your story - it was funnai!


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    Alltid trevligt med fler svenskar på forumet Är du verkligen så galen som du beskriver?

    Välkommen!

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