You're approached by a Priest, a bear, and two Jewish guys (one of which is probably a Rabbi, and the bear seems friendly). You're wearing Bermuda shorts, obnoxiously large sunglasses, a thong, and thongs. You're holding a Mai Tai. . . in Nova Scotia. . . and it's January.
Here's the question: Who do you ask to provide you with a coat? And, which one asks you the obvious question?
Oh, and what's your type?