In fact, like most of you, I have probably been a member for a very long time, using different sock puppets to create different identities online on discussion board sites.
To say I was new would be a devastating lie. Most likely the people who say they are new are just moderators using their alter-personas to troll or otherwise voice some opinion that is rather unpopular and not the norm.
So Hello There. Let me properly introduce myself.
I am a 57 year old male and I am fucking brilliant; I represent Freedom of Speech. So tell me now, who the hell are you?
In case you don't get my particular sense of humor, I like to press people's buttons. If you don't like it, then go cry to your mommy. Otherwise, for all the rest of the mature adults in here, the only way you will interest me is if you're good at analytical thinking. If you're not, digest the madness and become another sock puppet. No, just create your own forum so you can stalk people in your spare time as a moderator while you say your greatest achievement was writing scripts for a celebrity character.
So, Hi there!