Ive rewritten this about 5 dozen times so Ive resolved to keep it to one paragraph, short simple and to the point.
My name is valuable but you can call me money. I enoy long walks on the beach and romantic sunsets. I have wavey blond hair and deep blue eyes. I also have washboard abbs and can bench 160. Im currently employed as the CEO of Microsoft and make a sallary of $500,000,000 every minute.