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    Hmmm...were are we gonna get an INTP from

    Okay, then what?
    Because we are so clever we are going to get away with it and get a ton of money!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antimony View Post
    Hmmm...were are we gonna get an INTP from

    Okay, then what?
    Because we are so clever we are going to get away with it and get a ton of money!
    Ok first, we get a loan from the bank. Then, refuse to pay it back. Done.
    ... I don't quite like that idea though, so time for a new one:
    use the loan to purchase security hacking devices and tools, then I'll go to the bank to 'pay off the loan' and make a huge fussy distraction, and you'll unleash the INTP on the bank. I've already predicted that the INTP will betray us, so as soon as the deed has been done...
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    Quote Originally Posted by King-Of-Despair View Post
    Ok first, we get a loan from the bank. Then, refuse to pay it back. Done.
    ... I don't quite like that idea though, so time for a new one:
    use the loan to purchase security hacking devices and tools, then I'll go to the bank to 'pay off the loan' and make a huge fussy distraction, and you'll unleash the INTP on the bank. I've already predicted that the INTP will betray us, so as soon as the deed has been done...
    If we are to actually use cows, then we will have to first buy the cows after acquiring said loan, and then unleash the cows.

    All in all a pretty good plan. I liked the sudden change in thought haha

    Partners in crime!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antimony View Post
    If we are to actually use cows, then we will have to first buy the cows after acquiring said loan, and then unleash the cows.

    All in all a pretty good plan. I liked the sudden change in thought haha

    Partners in crime!
    hahaha, I just changed my mind, it would be entertaining enough to just buy the cows and crush the INTP (closest INTP being Fluffywolf of course), and I thought I was a slave???
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    Great! How do we cover up his death?

    I think we should train the cows to eat people.
    And while we are at it, I think we should also attach laser beams to their heads

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antimony View Post
    Great! How do we cover up his death?

    I think we should train the cows to eat people.
    And while we are at it, I think we should also attach laser beams to their heads
    1. sharpen their teeth
    2. sharpen their hoofs
    3. genetically alter their DNA such that their stomachs are capable of processing large amounts of human at once.
    4. insert some kind of control chip, that injects the cow with cyanide at the press of a button
    5. 1 harness on it's back
    6. a neck brace such that the cow will only run in the direction that you point the laser in
    7. something that vaporizes the cows ahh... feces
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    Smashing idea.

    I just had the mental image of a cow trying to digest large amounts of human.
    Echk.

    Well that is all very good and well. Now we just have to get them to eat the INTP and then that can be our amusement for awhile.
    Until I get bored again, and have to find something else to do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antimony View Post
    Smashing idea.

    I just had the mental image of a cow trying to digest large amounts of human.
    Echk.

    Well that is all very good and well. Now we just have to get them to eat the INTP and then that can be our amusement for awhile.
    Until I get bored again, and have to find something else to do.
    Go into enterprise (not the starship), that's what's occupying me atm. I'm trying to think of ways to make quick & dirty money... lol, prostitution
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    Quote Originally Posted by King-Of-Despair View Post
    hahaha, I just changed my mind, it would be entertaining enough to just buy the cows and crush the INTP (closest INTP being Fluffywolf of course), and I thought I was a slave???
    By the time you placed the order for the cows, I will already have robbed seven banks, three casino's and a hairdressing saloon. Wearing a skeletor mask while holding a broom with a zebra coated strawberry.
    ~Self-depricating Megalomaniacal Superwolf

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluffywolf View Post
    By the time you placed the order for the cows, I will already have robbed seven banks, three casino's and a hairdressing saloon. Wearing a skeletor mask while holding a broom with a zebra coated strawberry.
    Hence the cows , you'll have done all that for absolutely nothing, we're gonna join the police force and propose to them that the killer cows be used as crowd control measures, I'll command the police forces (or the military) while I'm at it, you'll have an entire army chasing you down (and some seriously freaky death-cows)
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