Hypnotist! So that's how ENTPs lure people into their lairs?
Ahem! We don't call them lairs, we call them 'humble abodes'
I shan't reveal the secrets of the ENTP way, But I'll just mention that it is similar to the way of the jedi, in that we can:
a) see the future
b) not be lame jedi knights
I keep bears in my humble abode too. Bears eat monkeys that eat bananas, it's the food chain