you obviously had major reading difficulties for 9 pages though. I'm a HE and i clearly stated it in this thread, you had no reason so assume I'm a female unless you're using "she" and "young lady" to prepare for a certain cheesy joke about this, i know i don't want to hear it.
But the rest of it seems spot on. I would say IxTP, most likely S, if you are sincere. ENTP if you are just fucking with us.